andykeenan

I've heard rumours we will be applying for more tickets and there will be a waiting list for people who want them...Any truth in this?

Doubt we will get any more tickets

All gone SOLD OUT

Need a win think we will get it 2-0

Very dissapointed not to have come away with a point as really should have been 3

Fans were fantastic Fulham always a good day out

We DID come away with a point Andy - but I know what you mean, it felt like a loss! In fact, we were saying that when virtually the same happened at Stoke earlier in the season, although we lost that game, we had dropped only one point from a drawing position. This time, we were in a winning position and dropped to a draw - thereby losing two points - gutted.

Great atmosphere though and great meal before the game at a little cafe nearby. Love going to Fulham, one of my favourites.

The "shoes off" thing was good, but didn't Newcastle do it first?

Got a point and was better then having none but really should been 3 chances for us just couldnt put em away. Atmosphere at Fulham is always good every seasn we seem to have a good day out there

Not many Small Heath fans at Stoke s**t support my lrod. Even we took half that stand on a Mondasy night

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?"

The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI."

The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?"

The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it."

The officer asked, "The car is stolen?"

The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there."

The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?"

The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk."

The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir."

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation.

The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid.

The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?"

The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car.

The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?"

The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it."

The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body.

The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk."

The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"

Very dissapointed not to have come away with a point as really should have been 3

Was a decent performace really loads chances just wouldnt stick em away id worry if we didnt create chances but we are

Bannan had a very good game but to be fair most young lads did Albrighton giving the free kick away was silly but he wil learn

Fans were fantastic Fulham always a good day out

Will take a point but got a felling Fulham will beat us

SOLD OUT signs gone up now on the OS, can't wait

Always a good day out

Eight Bells near tube station will be rocking

I got lower tier. Might have half lower and upper

Well who ever it was didnt have a clue they were late giving out the info. Least uve got 1 now

Went down today got 1 been on sale since thursday or friday with 5 or more 2morrow is 3 or more

Got my ticket lower tier row 13

Wednesday December 1 - ko 7.45pm

Barclays Premier League

St Andrew's

Ticket Allocation: 3,800

Season Card Holder Ticket Prices

£25 [adults]

£12.50 [under-18s, full-time students (18-22 with NUS) and over-65s

Non-Season Card Holder Ticket Prices

£30 [adults]

£15 [under-18s, full time students (18-22 with NUS) and over-65s

Wheelchair Tickets

Wheelchair Allocation: 21 spaces

Ambulant Disabled Allocation: 4 spaces

Prices for disabled supporters to be confirmed (free disabled personal assistants)

Available by calling the Consumer Sales Department on 0800 612 0970

Additional Information

PLEASE NOTE AWAY SALES HISTORY WILL BE BASED UPON GAMES PLAYED and does not include Fulham before Monday November 8. Blackburn Rovers &/or Liverpool do not count towards games played

This is NEITHER a Cup Scheme NOR an Away Scheme fixture. Tickets will only be sold to supporters who fulfil the necessary criteria

The deadline for sales for this fixture is 4pm on Tuesday November 30. After this period, it will not be possible to purchase tickets from Villa Park

Refunds will not be issued to supporters after 6pm on Monday November 2

Sales to Personal Callers ONLY from 3.30pm on Friday November 26 until account close on Tuesday November 30 at 4pm

The sales criteria outlined applies to the sale of all tickets including Disabled/Wheelchair

Telephone and online purchases will be subject to a £2 booking fee It is essential that you register and use only ONE Client Reference account whenever you wish to purchase tickets from Aston Villa, whether online or via the Ticket Office, as this will give you the ability to build-up your booking history. This will allow you greater priority in purchasing tickets for future Category AA, Category A, away and cup fixtures

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Sale Dates

Friday November 5: On sale to season card holders who have attended BOTH Carling Cup [from 9am to 2pm] fixtures AND five away Premier League fixtures in the 2010-2011 season*

Friday November 5: On sale to season card holders who have attended BOTH Carling Cup [from 2pm to 6pm] fixtures AND three or more away Premier League fixtures in the 2010-2011 season*

Monday November 8: On sale to season card holders who have attended BOTH Carling Cup fixtures AT LEAST one Premier League away fixture in the 2010-2011 season*

Tuesday November 9: On sale to season card holders who have attended BOTH Carling Cup fixtures in the 2010-2011 season*

Thursday November 11: On sale to ALL SUPPORTERS who have attended BOTH Carling Cup fixtures in the 2010-2011 season*

Friday November 12: On sale to 2010-2011 season card holders

Wednesday November 17: ALL SUPPORTERS who have attended AT LEAST one Carling Cup fixture in the 2010-2011 season*

Friday November 19: On sale to supporters who have attended AT LEAST one away fixture inthe 2010-2011 season

Tuesday November 23: On sale to supporters with away booking history

*Supporters who have purchased Pre-Print or Cash Turnstile tickets must submit their ticket stubs for BOTH games to the Ticket Office by Wednesday November 10 if their attendance for these matches to be counted towards their Booking History

Gonna say 2-1 come on Villa

Very poor performane made hard work of it knew be in for a long night

Mancy chance just couldnt put e away and if we had wouldnt have to go throgh all that extra time

No forawrds frm te start and haing to play Ash up top could have played the Fonz give him a go

Cant wait bring i on

Sunday November 21st 2010 - 1.30pm kick-off

Barclays Premier League

Ewood Park, Blackburn

Ticket Allocation - 3,000

Ticket Prices

£25 [adults]

£15 [over 65s]

£7 [under 16s]

Sale Dates

Thursday November 4th: On-sale to 2010/11 Season Card Holders who attended 3+ Away fixtures in 2010/11 and 2009/10 seasons combined*

Monday 8th November: On-sale to 2010/11 Season Card Holders*

Thursday 11th November: On-sale to all supporters who have Away Booking History*

Thursday 25th November: On-sale to all supporters who have AVFC Booking History*

*maximum one seat per booking

Yeh a pound

Gonna say 3-0 hopefully an early goal and get the job done early

A woman was on the way to winning £100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night. Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer.

He raced home and told his wife "Your question is 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy', and the answer is 'The head, heart and penis.'

The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer. Her husband keeps reminding her, "The head, heart and penis."

Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, "For £100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds."

"Um... the head."

"Good. Eight seconds."

"Um... the heart."

"That's right. Five seconds."

"Oh... um... damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning..."

"That's close enough! You've won £100,000!"

Tonights att for Brenford 15,166

1st half poor very poor

Was in the 2nd row frezzing

2nd half we were much the better side and so many chaces how Heskey missed that chance i dont know your a forward ffs you cant miss form there. Ireland wernt good yet again dunno why

To top the day off came out the ground got on the coach and got told coach had a flat battery and couldnt move didnt leave the ground til half 7 all of us on the coach went to the pub for 2 hours Sunderland fans were good with us