wiggyrichard

The Scat Man.

Who's George Orville?

Oh, and how we have an uncultured bunch of words removed who read this forum.

Who's that in the picture?

:winkold:

congratulations gifmeister! how long do you have left where you are?

Just waiting for a start date then i will hand my notice in. Going to offer 2 weeks notice as i feel it's only fair.

Shitting it really, been here 10 years so it will be hard to say goodbye. Ive got a feeling that the gaffer may well just tell me to clean my desk.

Always good to know you haven't got HIV.

It's my last half an hour in work before jetting off to Sharm el Sheikh with the other half tomorrow afternoon. That's what cheers me up.

Have a good time mate and be sure to DHUTWU!

Lampard is still a class act.

Never really got the hate for him.

@The Steve, if that's the case, then yeah good move.

Nor me mate, one of the best goal scoring midfielders of is generation. Cracking player.

Lampard is still a class act.

Cheers lads. Problem is, i now have zero motivation while im at work knowing im about to leave.

Well done Wigglesticks, how does the missus feel about you being Ron Jeremy's fluffer?

It's a dirty job but someones got to do it. She just pissed that ive took her job!

Getting a phone call to say "we would like to extend you a job offer further to your recent application and subsequent interview"

Played golf with Dean Kiely on Saturday, top top bloke.

He had some interesting stuff to say about all things football, including that he thought it would be a tough season for us. He's good mates with Given and said that Paul Lambert didnt realise just how poorer shape the squad was in before he took the job.

Assissts

Key Passes

Average Passes (amount)

Pass Success

**** knows about the rest.

Accurate crosses per game

Long Balls

Through Balls

Thank you

That brings us on to the other problem. If you just don't like someone, you will never give them any credit whatsoever. I am no fan of Keane as a pundit, but he does regularly say positive things about players. A lot of people just concentrate on the bits of his punditry that confirm their hatred of the man. Which is fine, but it's not exactly a balanced opinion

I actually liked him before he started his punditry.

When he was sat next to Carragher during the Euro's i was shocked there wasnt some sort of scuffle!

Assissts

Key Passes

Average Passes (amount)

Pass Success

**** knows about the rest.

I thought Keane was pretty good during the Euros.

Keane is a grade A bellend. I dont think ive heard him say anything positive...about anyone...ever!!!

The bloke could start a fight in an empty room.

Well you can stop laughing… streets ahead no, ahead - YES

That table means absolutely nothing tbf.

Pick any of Swansea's players and they would walk all over that table, does that mean they are better players?

Bannan is streets ahead of Ireland in passing, tackling and scoring.

At first, i was like...

Then, i was like...

The children weren't shot, merely battered to within an inch of life. I cannot comprehend how another human being can do that.

The girl was shot in the shoulder....then battered to within an inch of her life.

Professional "hit" if you ask me.

People who have driving lesson's during rush hour...**** off!!!

Clearly an execution and they didn't want any witness alive. The cyclist- wrong place wrong time.

Yep, how i see it.

Whatever happened to "no women, no children!"

My dominos no longer taking online orders and then me phoning up to have some knob tell me the deals on the leaflet (that expire end of September) apparently don't exist. rocket polisher.

*grabs pitchfork*

Where is said pizza establishment!?!? :evil:

I think ive just developed a love for photography!!! :shock:

The fact that i cant find a Region 2 DVD of the Gummi Bears!

You don't have a multi-region (or hacked) DVD player? :shock:

A goodly part of my collection is region 1.

by the time he gets that DVD working they'll know the kid's missing.

:|

Anyone seen High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story?

The fact that i cant find a Region 2 DVD of the Gummi Bears!

You don't have a multi-region (or hacked) DVD player? :shock:

A goodly part of my collection is region 1.

Nope, think i might just have to get a multi-region player, then i can also watch High Roller: The Stu Ungar Story.

Is that Gummi Bears as in the Cartoon?

Or Gummi bears as in 'Toothless, fat homosexuals give felatio'?

There's a Gummi Bears cartoon!?!?