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What's going on? Sidwell has a tan.

Gooooool Seeeedwell!

ooooo great work from Ash there

We seem to have more shoulder injuries than a rugby team

Get in! Great cross from Albrighton again.

Not tempting fate but Juve and Real Madrid in the other semi

What's the lowdown on Lowry? Don't know about him.

Brilliant goal!!!

Good run from Young

We're finally putting a few passes together

Get in!

Goooooool, gol, gol!

My stream is poor. What did MON say to their player then?

Hopefully playing in that heat will speed up their match fitness but that game was two hours of my life I'll never get back :yawn:

The ref looks like Ronald Koeman.

Friedel had to do something as the cross was making its way to their striker

Soooo, when is Luke Young returning?

Great save there from Brad

Sidwell should stand out with his gingerism but I only seen his pale face once in the first half.

The clash of heads didn't look that severe

Heskey lasted all of 4 minutes

I don't share a lot of people's hate for Newcastle but it is fascinating watching them implode like this.

I really liked Khan when he burst on to the scene but now I don't give two shits about him. Don't know why.

Sadly edging towards 2. The odd game like the brilliant win in Croatia draws me back in. Some English people were saying they would enjoy Euro 2008 without England which is a viewpoint I don't understand. The whole country is buzzing when we enter a major tournament. I love the collective involvement which should happen next summer with the pubs full watching the games from South Africa (are they on a similar time to GMT?)

Hopefully Portugal don't make it so we don't have to go out on penalties to those cheats again.

Scathing.

You should email that to the evening mail, you never know, the **** might print it.