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piav_k4

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  1. I do think Barry will be proffesional enough to give 100% when ever he is selected. But MON always says he only wants players who want to play for the club.

    If we don't sell him now, then come this time next year his valuation will drop 65-70% being in the last year of his contract.

  2. Two old women walking in a park and a streaker runs past. One has a stroke, the other one missed.

    A priest looking for a quiet break agrees to spend a few weeks in a local Nun monastery. He arrives and meets with Mother Superior who advises that the priest wanders around the premises and get a feel for the place.

    After about 5 minutes of walking, a nun jumps out of the bush and shouts 'blow job 40 quid'. The priest outraged leaves the nun and continues his walk. 5 minutes down another nun jumps out a bush and shouts 'blow job 40 quid!'

    The priest is disgusted and goes back to mother superior and shouts 'I've been here 15 minutes and I've been offered a blow job for 40 quid please explain this behaviour!'

    Mother superior looks out raged and replies '40 quid? I'll give you one for 20'.

  3. Hi General,

    Firstly, I think it’s amazing that the new regime at Villa communicates so directly to the Villa faithful (Mostly down to you! That’s the brown nosing out of the way nice and early). So thank you for that.

    I don't know if it has previously been raised, but on Saturday in the Holte End Upper K4 male toilets, it might as well been a gathering place for smokers. The alarms were sounding and one fan even said to the stewards (who were showing no interest) 'Are you gunna try and stop me boys?!'.

    You can't blame the poor lads mind, as some of the smokers were rather big, and had consumed several pints!

    I think this is something that needs to be addressed for the Derby game ASAP, because I fear Villa are going to be issued with a large fine other wise.

    The only way to stop these smokers is to identify the places they are smoking, and put the biggest stewards on guard there! Half drunk grown men are not going to listen to weedy stewards.

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