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Amsterdam_Neil_D

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  1. Have not been interested in years.

    1.You can't watch it on the TV.

    2. Once the FA got Mclaren in that was game over for me. These people know about football !

    3. Each and every team or squad picked is a shambles and nothing like what it should be. Ashley Young and Gabby as an EG. Downing the down gets as many games as he wishes though wtf.

    4. If it is possible to watch a game it looks like a training game.

    5. The players from the top four in it play absolute garbage compared to the prem.

    6. Anyone gets a cap if you want (as long as you are not a Villa player with explosive pace or you can go round a player)

    7. I am 36, what have they ever done for me since 1972 ? F'all. A 5-1 against the scum in Munich....big wow.

    8. Players are picked by who you play for not how you play.

    I could go on but I am boring myself.

  2. He might want to stay if we carry on buying good players, if Barry made a statement along the lines "Sorry lads, wtf was I thinking. Given the buys made by the manager and the ambition shown I truly think that AVFC can push on and I want to be a part of it"

    I would forgive but deep down I think he is going. Shame, quality player but life goes on !

  3. I have a house in Holland and what I do not understand is since the credit crunch the house prices in the town where I live have been totally unaffected by this and the steady increase in price has not changed.

    Does this mean that the UK/US governmernts made a right mess of it or is it because we have the Euro or something, I just don't get it ! Holland (as far as i am aware) is not having the same problems as the UK, food/heating costs etc.

    Usually I can get my head round things like this but I am nowhere near at the moment, maybe the European banks just don't lend to anyone (but they lent to me ffs)

  4. UK article - Chip a prisoner

    I've an even better idea ..pair the chips up to another(random) prisoner and don't let them know who they are paired with ... and if they get separated by more than a predefined distance it kills them both .. It will stop prison escapes

    actually , this will make a great plot for a film ..screw you guys , Hollywood here i come ......

    :-)

    *Wedlock is the film I think, Rutger Huer. Something round your neck so if you escape the other geezers head gets blown off.

    *maybe bolox

  5. sales job over 100k a year, I bet none of the sales guys at Villa are over that ....

    and now where they are what a complete waste of money from a club who used to charge their fans 31.50 extra for away tickets

    Small Heath don't see what's funny about this, 99% of the fans only "earn" about £47.50 a week + what they can steal and they pay this fat waste of cakes and biscuits 100k a year. What is she going to sell and who to ?

  6. I want to know how to make Chicken Madras ?

    I tried one out of a book but it was **** and looked and tasted nothing like a curry from a erm curry place. I eat madras about once every 2 weeks as it's the one for me, not too hot ...mmmm just right but I need a good recipe if possible.

    Thanks.

  7. Quote:

    I think if we asked everyone in the UK if she should be on the list the majority would say yes

    do you really think that ? disliked , by some I could understand , but evil I can't see it ...

    I know what you mean but it's all about perception (Evil is the wrong word, close but a bit OTT). The average geeza on the street might think back to the 80's and think "my kids went without food because of her" or "She shut down X,Y,Z etc) etc... so it really depends on the about of pain she inflicted, which is why I said the majority as she inflicted pain on whole areas of people not just one or two and them areas were always inner city high population which is why I said the majority. She has nearly 10 % v's the the guys above which are all the the prem league of evil. (She is in a play off place in the championship).... :-)

    It's all about opinions anyway but I left school in 1987, so I think my opinion of her and that party is a valid one :D:D

  8. But Thatcher is not even remotely like any of the others on the list.... totally **** useless poll, just saw this... \

    How was Thatcher any more evil than Blair, well she wasn't, **** idiotic to include her!!

    I think if we asked everyone in the UK if she should be on the list the majority would say yes. The reasons could be many, far too many to list here but she made a lot of people very unhappy. Maybe it was just the fact that she came across as enjoying the pain of others that sets her apart from other Prime Ministers. IMO it would be "**** idiotic " not to include her !

  9. (Oh, I see what you mean) :lol:

    1 of them is done so 4 -1 = 3 :oops:

    Old people.....Whaddya do with them?

    But the thread is called "How many this month?" :nod:

    People who live in Amsterdam... whaddya do with them?

    Taking my weed from me would of course be a step in the right direction but I fear the damage is done, body sge= 36 brain age = Old fart's.......:?

    Anyway, stay positive folks. It's all good fun :D

    Remember the dark cold transfer days under Ellis and today will become a sun bathed hotel pool near Benedorm with a beer close by with fit birds doing cartwheels off the diving board! :P

  10. I have been looking around the net for a sniff of a good quality player or 2 coming our way, the only thing I havwe found is the post by adidas on the ic brum forum. He has been correct before and was right about Young and Malony. He said 2 or 3 which is not that hard given that there is only 1/2 days left but he did say that we will see a "Superstar" for 19.5 Million Euro.

    Clutching at straws I know, but this bale of hay has been right before.

  11. Martin Laursen: Clean sheets are a must if we want to progress into the top 5 or 6. This geezer is unreal and he is the foundation that we must build around. Davies playing alongside Martin Laursen will hopefully make him even better in the future so Martin Laursen cannot leave and I would pay him want he wants tbh.

  12. Even if ecstacy was made legal it would be far too difficult and expensive to control properly. What would be the minimum age? Where would it be sold? How would the number sold to each individual be controlled? Would there be a maxiumum age? Would you need a medical examination first?

    It is easier to leave it as it is. At least this way the number of takers is kept low.

    All those questions and more were answered with drinking and smoking but because they can't see a way to earn out of it they can't be arsed, I suppose the down side is kids get shot on the streets because drugs priices are inflated by the law. Another reason they won't do it I suppose is that it will always justify tax rises to pay for the Police to catch people selling drugs that they set the price for....I think it's all a bit weird tbh.

  13. Aspirin doesn't make you depressed for a week after taking it, XTC IS baaaaaad mkay?

    I bet you a lot more people had a day off this week due to drink than XTC ! You can get pills tested on the streets in Amsterdam for quality, no problems. People just jump on the anti-drugs band wagon because it's the easy argument, ban it, ban them, ban banning....etc.....it's all a bit sad.

    There is a lot less wrong with XTC if you compare it too drinking or smoking, IMO.

  14. A Taliban suicide bomber pulls the plug and explodes... BOOM!!! A short while later he finds himself on a huge white staircase leading towards the heavens, so he starts climbing up. After an hour of hard climbing, he arrives at a landing where an old man in white robes with a long flowing beard is sitting surrounded by ledgers.

    "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am St Peter, Mohammed is further up the stairs". "But this is wonderful news" screams the bomber, 'Mohammed is higher than St Peter! I can hardly believe it'.

    With this he carries on climbing up the stairs. After an hour or so of hard climbing he arrives at another landing. Standing on the landing is a serene looking man with long hair and a long white beard.

    "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am Jesus, Mohammed is further up the stairs". "But this is amazing news" screams the bomber, "Mohammed is higher than Jesus! I can hardly believe it, martyrdom is wonderful!!"

    With this he carries on climbing up the stairs. After another hour or so of hard climbing he arrives on a huge landing. There, sitting on a magnificent throne is another old man, with flowing white robes, beard and long white hair.

    "Excuse me sir" he says "are you Mohammed?" "No" replies the old man, "I am God." "But this is absolutely amazing news" screams the bomber, "Mohammed is higher than God! I am so happy I can't believe it, martyrdom is more than wonderful!"

    "You look tired my son" said God "would you like to sit down and rest a while?" "Oh yes" replied the bomber "I am very tired and would love a rest before I carry on, thank you".

    The bomber sits down and God says "You look thirsty my son, would you like a cup of coffee?" "Oh yes please" replies the bomber "I am most thirsty, thank you".

    With this God turns and snaps his fingers and shouts "Oi, Mohammed, two coffees over here and make it snappy!!"

    "Fatwah for Mister Wardle!"

    Got to say that is quality, real lol stuff.

  15. Perhaps we're all a kind of 'sims' game for the other beings??

    Nah, Imagine if you are E.T and you got a small heath family to control you would start again I think as you would never find them a job so no furniture etc (mirrors real life a bit too closly) .Depends on the version of SIMS I suppose. :D

  16. Top half 8th - 10th only because I can't see us beating the big teams (again). Ars / Liver / manure there's 18 points there up for grabs but using history as a guide what will we actually get from these games : 3 points I think and that is the main problem. I know that new players will come in but even then our squad is still too small if we get a few long term injuries in October we are Donald ducked.

  17. Of the much vaunted youth prospects of a few years ago we facethe prospect of losing Davis, Ridgewell and Moore.

    Maybe they weren't that good afterall

    To be fair Rich this was the only hope we had at the time, swirling around in a pit of Ellis made despair the kids was the ONLY thing the Villa had going for it IMO.

    FWIW I think Moore will be a very good player, the others can go.

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