spoonman

I just watched a rocking horse shit. Must be a blue moon tonight!

WTF this ref is a clearing in the woods.

why does every commentator remark that gabby has "played quite well", like billy the limpet he is applauded for an average performance.

what a surprise gabby... all pace, no finish.

Re: Wishing Terry Harm.

I hope he loses a leg in a freak accident coming out of a Burberry store. He is a racist, cheating, untrustworthy prick and if there is any goodness in the world, he will get shipped off to Thailand to be pounded in the ass 24/7 by overweight Millwall fans.

BULLSHIT! NO CONTACT

Also... I'm seriously getting sick of Petrov Today. ... Try making a bloody pass for once!

Someone needs to stomp on John Terry.

You can tell it's January tomorrow; Stephen Ireland is putting in a shift.

I got up at 7am to watch this rubbish! (Vancouver) Villa have totally fallen apart. Passing and touch is pathetic.

why should he sign for villa? Just to get settled and then get sold to united the next season? If he comes here he knows he has to replace Young and Downing, and us selling those players makes us look weak and just willing to 'stay up', I'd go to sunderland, ambition is everywhere. Villa are now on a serious decline, getting snubbed for Celtic in transfers is a joke, releasing NRC to watch him go to bolton is another joke (Owen Coyle, another manager that we should have taken), Harry Forrester to AJAX! What is wrong with us??!?!

Villa always got pinched, but as stated, a lot of players are bought purely so the competition doesn't have them. Ashley Young to united is a stupid buy from ferguson, but it's better to have him then let him terrorise you in a blue shirt.

The premiership is an utter farce. Football is no longer a game of skill but a game of wealth. My best mate is a Leeds supporter and he said it's never been better being in the championship, the team is a team that sticks together and they fight it out every week. Real football is not in the premiership and I honestly believe there has never been a strong case to have a break away European Super League. Let the rich boys go and play their own game, leave football to the rest of us.

Soooooo....

Mark Hughes leaves Fulham... and they appoint Martin Jol within a week... yet at Villa Park... NOTHING. Carlos is ruled out, I can't see Moyes leaving even though I would blow my trousers off with joy if he did...

How have Fulham managed to get Jol? Does he want a job with no expectations?!?

Fulham have upgraded, fair play to them - but that statue is still horrid.

I liked it.

I especially like the attention to detail on Houf's accent.

7/10.

Bring more characters in.

I use to write these styled bits for the MON era, especially when MON bought Reo and then for some reason, marlon harewood. good times, good times.

Sorry gang, I'm not going to be saying anything of use, plenty of you have given excellent opinions that I can't top.

All I want to throw in is that this is the worst season I've experienced as a supporter. Before we declined gradually, but going from missing out on champions league to now fighting wigan for a place in the premiership is sickening.

We finally bought the striker we needed (after three seasons of begging!) and now a fat retiring has-been is cashing his checks and having a good giggle at how rubbish we are.

GET THE HOU OUT.

Our form on Saturday was an utter joke, the teams selection baffles me. I keep waking up in the middle of the night to hear GH explain that the defense is poor because of MON, and that he will "address it next season"... what.. when we're lining up to play Doncaster away. Get out. Get out. Get out.

YEAH GABBY POWER!

jesus... if ash had scored that he'd be leaving us this week

wigan have spent some time at their local dive centre this week

When a team has a target to aim for, suddenly the passing drastically improves. What has taken us since the departure of dwight yorke to figure this out?

My facepalm was better.

Phew.

Paedo Camera Operator

Someone made a comment about Roy Hodgson... "players need to have a manager they respect and are a little in awe of".

Wait a minute... Roy gets sacked for being 12th after the club finished 7th... whaat?

Oh god... here it comes... I can feel it... 2-2....