Luke Moore, whever you may be,
You love the Villa and hate City,
You get the ball, and score one or two,
Watch out 'cause Moores comin' for you.
Last line could be changed to something like;
You get the ball, and score one or two,
And set one up for John Careeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Then that leads into Carew, Carew, Carew is on fire...