LincsVilla

Late end of 18. 19 in December.

Walking. I just don't see how this is a sport.

Want him to go.

If he was to stay i don't want him playing. He doesn't want to play for the club. So he won't, simple as that.

Have smoked marijuana before.

Nothing great about it really. Not a big fan. I wouldn't do anything stronger.

My Dad drank in the same pub as the trumpet player as UB40.

My Mum babysat Janet from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

I went to school in Billingborough and i remember my mate saying something along the lines of "i remember my Nan saying someone brought the F.A. Cup over to the village because she knew someone". Must have been Eric who he meant. Amazing.

with no pause between syllables

What he said.

With no pause between the ebb-utt.

What was it then!?

what about afew of the championships team songs that they sing..but change the words..(hull + stoke)

hull sing this..

E I E I E I O,

Up the football league we go,

When we get promotion,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Hull,

We are Hull,

Phil Brown is our King...

(repeat)

villas version.

E I E I E I O,

Up the premier league we go.

When we play in europe,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Villa!

Aston Villa!

Martin is our king!...

(repeat)

Loads of football league teams sing this. Even remember Bolton singing it.

17 - The worst age known to mankind.

18-The best age known to mankind :winkold:

19's better tbf mate. all the freedoms, with added maturity.

so surely 20 is then better than 19? and 21 is better than .... and 22 .....

where does it stop?

18 isn't all that in all honesty.

Secondary school years are the best. Left school two years ago and miss it like mad already.

17 - The worst age known to mankind.

18-The best age known to mankind :winkold:

I think it is Forest, they don't think they should be where they are because they won the European Cup.

I remember when Scunthorpe United beat them four nil and i was leaving the ground and heard someone say we should not be playing teams like Scunthorpe because we won the European Cup. Sorry, but you just lost FOUR NIL to Scunthorpe.

So i go for them.

For what it's worth, I agree with that fan. They shouldn't be playing the likes of Scunthorpe. They won the EC TWICE. I'd love to see Forest back in the top flight.

Even when they just lost four nil to them?

I think it is Forest, they don't think they should be where they are because they won the European Cup.

I remember when Scunthorpe United beat them four nil and i was leaving the ground and heard someone say we should not be playing teams like Scunthorpe because we won the European Cup. Sorry, but you just lost FOUR NIL to Scunthorpe.

So i go for them.

Father told you to come to this site.

I think he wants you to be a Villa fan.

So what happened at Midnight?

Going in a bit late on Djourou. He stood on his foot basically.

"I believe the lead singer is a Villa fan, might chuck on a scarf to see if he is dumb enough to hold it up."

I have just got back from the Nottingham gig. I threw my scarf on, he said "We have a Villa fan in the house" and then threw it back in the crowd, so no, i don't think he will hold the scarf in the air

He did say something about the Villa at the end except i never caught what he said.

Why I fired my secretary:

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said,

"Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!"

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go.

She chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table.

We had two Martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,

"Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

"Ok," I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake.

Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy birthday".

And I just sat there...

On the couch...

Sobbing...

Naked...

and erect.

I think they're quality.

May or may not have been said:

There was a father and baby driving home from the supermarket when they are pulled over by the police. The father gets a ticket and as

the copper is walking away the father goes, "BASTARD", to which the baby goes, "What does that mean, Daddy"?. "Policeman" replied the Father.

Anyway, they get home and as they are walking in the father trips over the door man and goes, "SHIT", so the baby goes, "What does that mean Daddy?". The father replies, "Doormat".

Anyway, the baby goes in to the kitchen and is cutting a chicken, and she cuts herself, and goes, "****", so the baby goes, "What does that mean?". The Mother replies, "Cutting.".

Anyway, the Father is upstairs shaving and he cuts himself, and goes "BOLLOCKS" so the baby goes "What does that mean, Daddy.". The father replies, "Chin"

Anyway, the door bell rings and Baby goes to answer it and it is the policeman, the baby goes"Oh, hello Mr Bastard, wipe your feet on the shit, Mums in the kitchen **** the chicked and Dads upstairs shaving his bollocks".

The Twang - Cloudy Room.