The_Randy_Villan

Number 1 for me. Looks sharp and classy.

Guys, we've found the captain!

(See various match threads).

Merry Christmas General.

Please pass the same message on to Randy & the rest of the board, you guys are truly doing a SUPERB job.

**** off Gold.

I really hope we beat those rocket polishers on Sunday.

General, great win today, will be important at the end of the season I think.

Only one thing that went wrong today, no chicken & mushroom pies in the North Stand again! Tried to get one straight after the half-time whistle, but was told they were out of them.

General Krulak here:

6. Good idea re. Blooz game....I will see what can be done.

Getting into the habit General.

General, I know it's been asked a million times but is the kit going to be unveiled tomorrow?

MON and Ian Storey-Moore flew out to Spain this afternoon on a scouting mission. Alleged destination Madrid for the Real v Seville game.

I knew it.

We're signing Casillas.

£16m is a rip-off for Arteta.

£9m tops, he's good but overated.

Players I'd like us to go for:

GK: Murray/Boruc

RB: This is a hard one, we desperately need one though. Not sure about Luke Young but I can't think of anyone else to go for.

CM: Makelele

FW: Bent

What is the latest on Defoe then?

I've heard the hotel bill is getting rather high now...

I think that one's safe anyway.

Only West Ham signing Upson could be bigger.

Maloney will be the only signing I think.

Delighted by the signings we've made, all 3/4 are top quality, very very happy.

When was the last time we signed four players in January!?