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I know music is subjective, but I'm so glad my taste is super-awesome.

Anyway......The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So

Who Is It - Michael Jackson

Been a fan of MJ since I was a kid (hold the puns, they're boring) but I never really took notice of this song until now. I think it's magic.

Never liked his music, even before he turned out to be a nonce

Ed Balls would be absolutely hilarious

Yes.......but I dont know who the first bloke is

A young girl had been raped and was in court to give evidence.

Again I'll ask - where IS Gabby15??? :-)

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" Mum replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" Mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" Mum says, "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" Mum replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline... and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C"s.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No sweetie, it's because you're 25."

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out, "The wall! Watch the **** wall!"

Well when another of their songs is "Heavy as ****" don't think they are the most serious of bands!

Listening to that right now........I like! :-)

A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright. She draped herself in a white sheet and went down to the local cemetery, knowing that her husband was in the habit of taking a shortcut through it on his way home from the pub. It was not long before he came staggering along, and out she jumped from behind a headstone.

“Ooooooo!” she wailed, “I am the devil!”

Her husband sticks out his hand. “Put it there, pal,” he says, “I’m married to your sister.”

No way I'd leave a kid with a junkie whore

Leave well alone.

Whats the catch?

It was his best look!

Talking of totty, here's someone I rate highly as her last album was brilliant - but it was years ago and she seems to have disappeared off the musical map :-(

Jennifer Brown - Alive

She looks very much like Britt Eckland in that video

Witchsmeller Pursuivant - In The Sweat of Thy Face

Little Belguim band playing good old fashion Heavy Metal. Wicked

They're obviously fans of Blackadder!

Anything by The Beatles, they're fab dontcha know

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The supremely funny Electric 6 - Gay Bar

Get rid.

Cash in.

Move on.

I've never seen anyone say, in a thread with a poll, that we should take into account people who dont vote!!!

I was referring to actual pollsters, and over 80% have taken one type of drug or more.

Fact ;-)

The poll is quite an eye opener, almost 80% have done one thing or another

I'm a little confused Rob, The thread title is "have you partaken" and poll title is "what drug do you do"

Do you mean currently or just what have you tried?

Errrrr, both. Probably.

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2. On a completely different subject. I read on another blog that my appearing on these boards is for PR. What a bunch of shite.

Love it