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This isnt directly funny, but its a musical genius.

Clickeh

Now that was cool!

You mean THIS?

Christianity: A belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own father, and will let you live forever, if you pretend to eat his flesh, drink his blood and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that he put there a long time ago, as punishment for all humanity because a rib-woman made from a dust-man was convinced by a talking snake, to eat fruit from a magical tree.

(It's not original BTW, I found it somewhere on the web).

Thats the one! Thanks

Mike!

I'm trying to find a rant from you on here where you sort of mock the stories in the bible. Did it disappear?

Found it very funny and wanted to share it

Shelter - Here we go

Just to add another song.

Finger Eleven - Good times

Breaking Benjamin - Firefly

I love the way people are saying, we need a 20 or even 30 goals a season man. A little reminder for you:

One (1) player scored 20 this year and it was Drogba. Last year it was RVN and Henry, and before that it was Henry and Johnson. And the year before that it was RVN, Henry and Shearer.

So when your asking for those types of players, remember how difficult it is to produce such a tally. And how few players do it on a regular basis. Only RVN, Henry and Shearer springs to mind.

But were not just talking league goals here. Robbie Keane & Berbatov have both scored over 20 goals for spurs in all comps. We should be aiming to get a player who can do that.

I think the original point I am arguing with is "regular basis", Angel scored 24 one season and people are still not happy since he didn't repeat it.

Anyway, :winkold:

I love the way people are saying, we need a 20 or even 30 goals a season man. A little reminder for you:

One (1) player scored 20 this year and it was Drogba. Last year it was RVN and Henry, and before that it was Henry and Johnson. And the year before that it was RVN, Henry and Shearer.

So when your asking for those types of players, remember how difficult it is to produce such a tally. And how few players do it on a regular basis. Only RVN, Henry and Shearer springs to mind.

Afonso Alves of Heerenveen is being linked to Stuttgart for £6.7M. Must be worth a punt the guy has scored 34 in 31 games and must offer better value than the prices quoted for Bent and Bellemy.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=470179&CPID=22&clid=318&lid=&title=Stuttgart+target+Alves

Impressive stats yes, but he'll not make it in the premiership. To weak. Saw him for a couple of years when he played in sweden so take my word for it. He could well be a hit in sspain or italy though.

Come on, one more focus......... ;-)

Good work!

31 and counting!

How do you get your pics on to the gallery its wreckin me head gonna put me foot through this laptop in a minute.

Upload it to http://imageshack.us

It will give you a code to paste here, linking to your image

Me....drinkin!

Grew up with Moore so he's the one I'd pick.

Do you still see him about, Tegis?

Badum tish! 8)

Grew up with Moore so he's the one I'd pick. I've not seen Craig yet and I'm looking forward to it.

Am I missing something here ?

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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

And my favorite:

Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop

I just hope they do a Liverpool/Souness once he's gone and win precious little in the next 20 yeras

Couldn't care less, hate them both! The only one of the 4 big guns I can stand is the arse!

Dead animals on plate! I love it!

anyone heard of christian wilhelmsson?

Flash player, but like Hendrie he only delivers every four games or so. And a troublemaker as well.

Defoe = Troublemaker and crybaby if he doesn't get what he wants.

NO thankyou!

I think you just set yourself up for some funny comments ;-)