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here's some of my work.

http://www.photosig.com/go/users/userphotos?id=254257

my tip - try and learn something from every shot you do, as it takes years to truely master it (and im a way off it at present). Also, be able to put your work up for constructive criticism.

The secret - having the eye for a great shot, seeing somthing in seemingly nothing and turing it into a capture. Oh and taking shots in RAW can really help.

people who would boo him are definitely people I wouldn't agree with.

General,

what does Randy have for breakfast?

General,

Is there any chance we could get the Premier League to take action against Liverpool for tapping up our captain

thing is, he wasnt "tapped up" , as liverpool sent a transfer offer to the club. Tapping up is when the club consult the player before they consult the club.

A LOT of these are way too complicated. We're not gonna have lyric sheets and a big band at every match!

only at ewood park eh?

How about (to cum on feel the noize)

So go on Ashley Young

Go on Ashley Young

Send us wild, wild,wild

wild, wild, wild

In the Holte

That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite...

We can rip off another man u song surely?

Heard a guy walking back to his car in the car park after Blackburn away singing to the tune of the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the left

He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ashley Young makes Ronaldo look shite.

I like it (even though it's not strictly true! ).

That was either me or my dad!

I invented that one!

i thought of it too.

and im not your dad

That boy Ashley, will make you lokk shite...

We can rip off another man u song surely?

Heard a guy walking back to his car in the car park after Blackburn away singing to the tune of the Ronaldo song:

He plays on the left

He plays on the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Ashley Young makes Ronaldo look shite.

I like it (even though it's not strictly true! ).

was exactly the song ive been singing too. Lets do it.

gerrard even admits that he dives against villa in his book!! and he says that "the holteend hates me"

desperado - eagles

scarlett johansson

I had a chicken sandwich for my lunch.

Now that is totally useless information for you

I bet it was fowl

did you get it from kfc? i got threw out of there...

...when i asked for a leg and a wing

McDonalds have to include relish and gherkin on their hamburgers as without them it would be classed as a desert due to the high amounts of sugar in its nutritional value.

McDonalds is the world's largest toy retail company (happy meal)

Altho the meat used for mcdonalds' bugers is artificially processed, they are allowed to state '100% beef' on their packaging if they wish due to the fact that the company who manufactures the meat that mcdonalds use bought a patent to the company name of '100% beef.

one of the most poignant and sad stories to come out of that horror was the tale of the stretcher party in No mans Land who came across two bodies, both no more than seventeen years old, one German, one British, two boys embracing each other in death, bewildered, lost and in terror before they died, their badges and uniforms meaning nothing, their humanity and brotherhood meaning everything. Says it all really, put the boy on the memorial, what the hell does it matter anyways so long ago, they were lads most of them,, no shame in being afraid at that age, the whole thing was a colossal waste of human life anyway.

RIP

cheers, Gary

have you read birdsong mate? your words remind me of a certain scene in that book by sebastion faulkes. I think youd enjoy it - purey based on your intelligent and thoughful response to this thread.

Until one is put in that situation we shouldnt judge others on their actions. Who are we to pass judgement on people who were forced to fight for their country and kill likeminded young soldiers purely for being german. We have it much easier than they did - and thats because of their dedication. No shame in being scared in that situation. He should be remembered.

24 and never been kissed.

he looks ridiculous

really [CENSORED] funny

Absolutely brilliant, we've talked about doing something similar for the radio show we're presenting in the new year, can easily make a couple of them a week.

what radio show are you presenting paddy? what is it you do for a living?

to the sound of man utd's that boy ronaldo (

he plays on the left

he plays on the right

that boy ashley

made city look shite

(exchange city for utd, chelseas, arsenal..etc every team we play, or just keep city because its true)

Nigel Reo-Coker

He puts his left leg IN, his left leg OUT

IN OUT, IN OUT.

He puts himself about

His name is Reo Coker and he turns midfield around

That's what he's all about!!

Oh Nigel Reo Coker, Oh Nigel Reo Coker

Oh Nigel Reo Coker

Makes goals, scores goals,

He'll turn you inside out!

(repeat)

this is excellent

I think you can choose just about any number of games you like Al, and this season is worse!

2 games...

Birmingham - 02/03 season

lost away 3-0. lost home 2-0. Humiliated

Birmingham - 05/06 season

WON away 0-1. WON home 3-1. Great wins.

BOTH seasons were / have been shite, EXCEPT for the fact that we beat our nearest and dearest TWICE! in both seasons will show a very low league standing, both season will show no cup success or european qualification.

Beating blues has made this season better than the last because we havnt been humiliated by them. Instead weve done them over. That is it. I know its sad but its the only pride we can take at this moment in time due to our current state.

No-one is saying beating Blues is the be all and end all. Its just that theres a shit season where you lose to Blues twice and finish below them, and a shit season where you beat them twice and finish above them.

Exactly. The above quote sums it up perfectly for me.

Plus, i was the one who stated the dol is better than taylor. fair point on finishing runners up 17years ago but i always thought taylor shouldnt've ever came back - never ever going to be more successful. However, my point was based on the fact that we had far less injuries in dol's 1st season and a squad with very similar players to what we've gopt now - and we finished 6th.

Villa fans always want someone else in. Dol hasnt been given a great backing by the boared so i cannot really fault him as much as i can doug.

better than graham taylor mkII because...

1. we beat the blues TWICE!!!

2. Steve Davis

3. Cahill

4. DOL is better than GT - whether he is liked or not - we finished 6th 2years ago.

5. Milan Baros - a class act.

But i do agree that apart from beating blosers both seasons have been terrible.

dont agree that cesc fabrigas deserves to win it, sure he's played very well since january but where the hell was he before that??

whereas Rooney, Bent, Steve Davis etc have all been brilliant all season!

As for player of the year, henry or rooney methinks.

newcastle are shit.

lets keep both

champions league in 3 years????????????????

YEAH RIGHT!!! the closes we'll get to europe is the pre-season trip to swenden.

im not holding my breath, too many promises and too many let downs in the past.

and if it does happen, just wait and see the ticket price rise!!