Wurzel

DOL latest press release is delivered to the Birmingham Mail.

After recent poor results DOL tried to cheer up Mr Ellis with his flaming thumb trick.

Steptoe & Son.

Ginge, do you think things are going to get a lot worse before they get better?

LV's wife couldnt wait for her order from Amazon to arrive, so that LV could do some real work!

Risso set about mobilising the troops.

Mrs Wurzel denied that Wurzels new hobby was getting on her nerves.

A big lizard did it.

I thought you were was going to say that one was a "left footer", but there you go

Expect that yellow card very soon Demitri_C!!!!

ChrisVillan had a lot of explaining why he had taken this week off?

Sorry, has something happened?

:!: Once and for all: Kitey is a girl! :!:

No no youve done it wrong kitey, it should be:

Kitey told the VT posters for the last time she was a girl

ChrisVillan left cunning clues as to his wherabouts.

The fairies agreed with Roy Aitken, that Villa were more likely to score again.

The minister for Agriculture said that there was nothing to fear from bird flu.

Villatalk got invaded as Mrs Brown's infants class at Small heath junior school, got out of hand.

You bunch of freaks! its obviously wedges as cheese is made out of mouldy milk.

An unnamed VT poster could not hide their delight, when they noticed Laughing_Gravity was the last contributor to the Off Topic section

The worlds media started to take notice of the VT off topic messageboard.

Can't I be both?

I'm not convinced that should have such a huge effect on the performance of the players, but that's for another day and another thread

Agreed. I don't think it's on to blame fans for the team's poor results.

Amen to that! 100% fact Richard. If the team puts in a performance the VP crowd will show their appreciation.

Laughing_Gravity could no longer hide his identity on VT anymore.

Demitri_C couldnt understand why posting his picture on VT had caused such a stir.

Laughing_gravity protected his children from the "gay waves" in the air.

Rantin Rob hoped his new glasses would improve his whole internet experience.