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Is there a YouTube showreel of him?

Hiddinck just been on Sky Sports saying he's not willing Remy to go before end of season. So nothing to see here...

Can't see where the goals will come from

Hoolahan probably

Watching Bolton v Blackburn on sky now. I'm looking at the Bolton bench feeling quite envious.

That Heskey is a handful. The Fonz is anonymous.

Lambert is more handsome without his specs.

Wonder how much Ray 'Hindsight' Wilkins was criticising the summer signings at the time.

The sky team are talking absolute bollocks about us on Sky Sports 1 right now. Apparently Hutton has been our only consistent player this season and the only one putting in decent crosses.

Adama must start. He'll probably give the ball away but it's not like we'll win a game anyway.

At least he's entertaining

Adama just tackled himself

With 4 minutes remaining!!!! What's the point of that?

Are they singing are you Scotland in disguise?

probably 'Tottenham'

Think it was Derby in disguise

Are they singing are you Scotland in disguise?

I was wondering what they were singing

Feel for Ayew

Shaka Khan?

We should play the U21s. They have far more fight and confidence than this lot. Good practice for next year

I don't think I'll be able to bear Souness at half time

Who is Hutton playing for?

Got a good feeling about this

Did I hear Henry blame the fans for turning on the team as the reason Arsenal always turned us over at Vila Park?

It's all our fault people. What have you got to say about that?

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Why don't we just play the U21s for the rest of the season. They look better than the first team

What did Limpid say?

Blah blah blah

I wouldn't have thought the compensation for inducing a breach of an assistant manager's contract is anything more than the fuel bill on a transatlantic flight on Randy's private jet. Especially considering the said assistant manager is employed by a scruffy French club. With the exception of PSG, they're all brassic so it shouldn't really be an obstacle. 

Although Mike Ashley refused to cough up for the same assistant when he tried to get Garde, Newecastle weren't bottom of the table at the time and we all know how Randy loves a panic buy. 

Bet it happens.

reminds me of Rez by Underworld

http://sport360.com/article/arabian-gulf-league/41361/bani-yas-make-enquiry-aston-villa-winger-charles-nzogbia

Bani Yas have turned to Aston Villa outcast Charles N’Zogbia as they bid to end their exhaustive search for a new winger.

N’Zogbia, 29, has fallen out of favour with the Premier League strugglers and has not been named in a matchday squad by boss Tim Sherwood so far this season. The situation has seen the Sky Blues make an enquiry about his services, also expressing a willingess to pay a transfer fee.

The France international has one year left on his contract signed in July 2011 following a reported £9.5 million (Dh54.3m) switch from Wigan Athletic. The Midlanders are keen to shed N'Zogbia from their wage bill and are willing to do a deal, if the player – who has scored four goals in 77 top-flight appearances for Villa – can be convinced to depart for the Arabian Gulf League.

Bani Yas have one spot open in their four-player foreign quota after deciding Spanish playmaker Joan Verdu is surplus to requirements.

They began the summer by tabling an ambitious contract offer to Brazil forward Robinho prior to his move to Chinese Super League-giants Guangzhou Evergrande, later agreeing a fee and personal terms with Jires Kembo Ekoko this month only for the Al Ain star to snub them in favour of Al Nasr.

Luis Garcia’s men – who began their AGL campaign with a 2-0 victory against Al Shaab last Thursday – have also made their interest known in Al Ahli wide man Oussama Assaidi.

N’Zogbia would complete an impressive new foreign quartet, already containing Australia midfielder Mark Milligan, Algeria forward Ishak Belfodil and ex-Celta Vigo target man Joaquin Larrivey

"The France International.."??

Keep telling them that

Bit embarrassing this. Wish we'd have lost to Liverpool gracefully. To be fair, we've been really poor.

Might have already been said but this season league position determines Europa League qualification if Arsenal win and finish in the top four. Reaching cup final will not qualify us for Europe.

Have you not heard?

Learner isn't happy about the recent upturn in results and has insisted on another bomb squad for the best players.