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3 hours ago, foreveryoung said:

In the comments. "Proper Birmingham lad he is".  

A proper Birmingham lad would have stolen the blanket and pushed the ball boy over. 

10 hours ago, meregreen said:

Like a turd, permanently  swilling around the toilet bowl, without ever quite managing to flush. Sounds pretty good to me.

Must drive a Merc and wear Hugo Boss and Puma then.

Steve Cooper still in the frame then? 

1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

Any more news on this shot mate, the sister wants her back doors knocking in but cannot do it until I know

Well, I've been in touch with my correspondent at Elland Road and unfortunately he can't confirm whether the Bloser's single shot on target was proppa as he'd dozed off and to make matters worse, he pissed himself as well.

Mate. 

Come on Vilers, cut Wayne Rooney's Birmingham City (TM) some slack, at least they had a shot on target. It may have been a proppa shot too, I'm just waiting for confirmation.

Mate

..............and don't forget the name of their shirt sponsor..........

maaaaaate

Quality "defending" for Argyle's first goal

I tell you what, Tom, I wouldn't trust Blues to take my dog for a walk

Why's that then?

Cos they're sh!t!

17 hours ago, Withnail said:

So the other day I said to the lady I work with “If you see a picture of a bunch of people all rugged up for the weather how do you know which are the city supporters”. To which the answer is “they are the ones wearing mittens”.

With a piece of string running up the sleeves so they don't lose them.

Proper string

Proper mittens.

Mate. 

Hope this movie is on TV this Christmas

My 54 years as a Villa fan tell me it'll be 0-0. If we do manage double figures then great.

According to the Telegraph, the last time Villa topped the Premier League was 20 games into the 1997-98 season under John Gregory.

Edit looks like it was 28/12/98 when we beat Sheffield Wednesday at home 2-1, think we dropped like a stone soon after

5 minutes ago, StewieGriffin said:

Cant wait to see how his media mates try to cover for him being sacked from this job

Language barrier? Nobody can understand the Scouse clearing in the woods! 

What does Ben Mee have against us?

Well, once he found out that the bass player in the band that played at his wedding reception was a Villa fan, he hasn't been the same

The UFC 296 presser was interesting. Covington went down the road many expected him too and mention Leon's father. Leon threw a bottle of water at him! 

https://twitter.com/ufc/status/1735476074518114348?t=EfVp9c2Lqws0GxqCWm7eqg&s=19

2 minutes ago, Spoony said:

This must be the most woeful competition we’ve competed in in my memory. Even inter-toto games were more entertaining. Still this is a means to an end (the end being better European football). 

But at least the trophy's bigger! 

COYVB 

Lock the thread, there's nothing to laugh at any more. 

Rooneyball is in the house, y'all.

Mate. 

23 minutes ago, useless said:

I think the stadium is meant to be more of a long term thing, like after they get promoted, but somone who is reliable for news on them, as said they've had talks over buying 'the wheels site'.

I don't know if they've said they're going to spend a load of money on transfers as such, just that in the summer they will have more scope to spend, and because of that will be expecting to push on, I could be wrong but I don't think they will be going crazy to the extent that the liks of us and Wolves did, when we were able to bring in players that were too good for that division.

I watched some of the open house thing and there were a lot of references to needing to boost revenue, obviously that's true of all clubs, but the way they kept going on about it, made me think they're probably not going to actually spend a lot of their own money, and selling their fans all these big dreams so they can raise ticket prices

They're a hedge fund outfit, so they won't be spending more than they have to.