ronk-villa

i don't understand how people can vote for Keeley? might as well vote for a piece of plastic!

i have an empty plastic coke bottle here, and is just as sexy as keeley.

Any chance of a night with that coke bottle?

so no Hitler ,Pol Pot and the other mass murderers

but you include Thatcher

think your poll is somewhat lacking in perspective ......

or Trevor Francis! Chist dude!....COME ON!!!!

Trevor Francis

End.of.Thread.

dude!....bang on!

i'm leaving now, this thread is closed as far as i'm concerned.

what a very strange poll

anyway, where's chris de burgh?

..I still would though.

It'll cost you!

mmmmm...missed the boat there didn't I

Burrell or mills?

There's only one way to find out..........FIGHT!!!!!

Elastigirl's voice ronk I do like Holly Hunter's voice

Ohhh yeahhhhh!

Elastigirl from the incredibles............grrrrrr!

Oi!

I'll have you know Macc are doing their level best to get themselves our of that division.

Conference here we come!

My sincere appologies for referencing Macclesfield with Birmingham City. I now appreciate the hurt and anguish this must have caused to you and any other "macclesfield-onians"

The comment was not only crass but insensitive in the highest order.

I promise it won't happen again.

i'd like to see blues in division 2!

down with Macclesfield and cheltenham where they belong

Yeah. watched it too, it's spot on!

The funniest thing ever!

http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=dXIeHg6k24o

based on the fact that I'm sitting at my desk at work and I'm writing on Villatalk, I guess I'm paid way too much!

Anyway....back to the grindstone

90% of house sale "Chains" have a first time buyer at the end of the chain.

As first time buyers cannot afford to buy, the whole housing market will slow down! directly impacting on house prices.

Had our pension guy come round last night, he told us that his company are now about to inforce a guideline that they will only lend 75% of the property value to a first time buyer. This would necessitate a first time buyer being able to put down a deposit of there own for approx 25-35K. That's just not going to happen.

Seems they are trying to drive house prices down by themselves!

Houllier is very much in the running it would appear - expect a rush of unknown crap French players to Newcastle

And Milan Baros!

Harry hates it when oposition fans have a go at him. Imagine him when it's his own fans. That dude behind the dug out, (You've all seen him on the telly) standing up, pointing at Harry shouting "You don't know what you're doing!" at the top of his Lungs!

Harry'll have a F###ing coronary!

My old dad was a geordie....and a Newcastle fan.....I'm glad he can't see the shitty state they are in right now, It'd break his heart!

"facking nora gavna... twern lark dat in maar dayye.. wi shaaaaaad respec to are eldaz... dem caaaaaaanntss wur givin it all fackin larj ryte nex ta fackin kiddiz... dis-fackin-racefal gavnaaaaa..."

Classic!

How long can you keep a turkey in the freezer?

I only ask because I put one in last night, and when I got up this morning it was dead.......

are bears catholic?

Cheer up Alex McLeish doesn't quite roll off the tongue as well as Stevie Bruce

Oh it will when they are 3 nil down mate!!!!

interesting that the current blues board could not approve Steve Bruces contract, but they are making noises about trying to appoint his successor.

I've been reading this thread for a while now.....It is genuine comedy gold!

I'm going to print the whole thing off and bury it in a time capsule for future generations to find and laugh at too!

God bless you all. And god bless those clowns down at the sty for being so hilariously deluded!

i wouldn't mind Robbie Fowler on a free!

he always seemed pretty un-motivated away from liverpool, but i bet Martin could get him playing. He's only 32! should have good couple of years in him, and there is no denying the bloke can finish. O'Neil did sign collymore at a similar age for a free too!

right, I'm bored now.....I'm off back to work