MyLord

Special credit to my mate yesterday, came up with the following on the train; Last Christmas we had Ron Vlaar, but the very worst day was Chelsea away, This year, to save me from tears, just pass it to Matthew Lowton Didnt really get going at the game, but fair play to whoever was on our bus from the uni bar to the game - best atmosphere of the day and the coppers were loving it! Song of the day was probably "the library is ours" followed by "F*** off Small Heath, you can't even read!"

I work for these, so could really do with a performance to prevent a week (added to god knows how many years) of torment. They usually love coming to Villa Park, but it was all a bit sheepish on the OT Christmas do last week, only one Cockney Red giving me stick!

Let's end the run, 3-1 Villa and an atmosphere to kick on with our home form!

Yep same for me not arrived yet and I got these on the first day. Annoyingly I work at Old Trafford so needed to pick these up to take back up after the game tomorrow, going to have to rely on the postman delivering twice now which doesn't bode well.

Ah well come on the Villa boys, save me from a week of torment in the office!

He tackles and he passes, he hassles and harasses, he gets up people's asses, he's better than Gerrard...FABIAN DELPH *clap*clap* FABIAN DELPH *clap*clap* FABIAN DELPH, FABIAN DELPH, FABIAN DELPH *clap*clap* 

(Adam's Family)

This man really deserves a song now as our most consistent performer this year, can only see the chorus getting sung though... 

Cannae wait for this, 8:30AM coach is going to be a struggle but there's plenty of sleeping time to remove the obvious hangover before seeing in the New Year with 3 points!

When I was getting my Sunderland tix yesterday the TO confirmed we requested, and subsequently sold, 2 additional allocations so we should have the full away following.

Should be a loud one...
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see the Villa win away!

"Pride of the Midlands, We know what we are"

Behave...

"OBSESSED WITH THE VILLA, WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE"

Tonev last minute winner; we go home happy, they're distraught their cup final ends in tears!

One for Monday night, in response to the misguided/ill-informed Tesco chant of "Pride of the Midlands, We know what we are"...

OBSESSED WITH THE VILLA, WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE!

Would really get to them if this was heard on Sky, like a big brother showing up his little sibling who has longed to grow up and be better/stronger than him all these years, but still nobody cares! Let's patronise the **** out of these Sandwell prats, they've been above their station for far too long now, normal service to be resumed please!

Got 2 tix for this, cannae wait it's on my route home from Manc for Christmas, it's gonna be a loud one...AND IT'S LIIIIIIIVE!

Finally, now we can start singing "10 bottles of beer standing on the bar, and if Barry Bannan decides to drive his car..."

Was over the moon to heard "Right Here, Right Now" against Liverpool, one of the only songs I think can get you pumped up for the match instantly. Only downside is Citeh have played it for years, but we're never going to find a completely Villa-only song unless we revert back to Bells Are Ringing!

Used to like it years ago when we had "Ready to Go" by Republica, before Sky Sports News decided to steal it!

Whilst we're on about music, maybe some of you older Villans could help me out...We used to always play a video in the late 90's/early 2000's of goal and trophy clips, to a tune which mixed Eye of the Tiger with some classical music, sure the words said something like "You wanna get it right" and "everybody in the world, you know" 

It's a long shot, but does anyone else know what I'm on about or have a clue where we could watch it again? That's my childhood down the Villa in a 3 minute video!

Cheers for the support boys!

Credit has to go to a lad called Pri for this, he's pretty sly for a Pri-guy!

In other news;

10 bottles of beer standing on the bar,

And if Bar-ry Bannan, decides to drive his car,

There'd be 9 bottles of beer standing the bar...

Repeat & enjoy

All the best,

UTV

Me and my mates had a ready made one for Bentekkers last season,  but as always they're going to be hard to start!

Reading used it for Le Fondre, and for some reason they've decided to copy everyone else with the boring "Ohhhh Adam Le Fondre" now, so we should take this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQBDuh0h57I

Imagine our away following dividing up with "Christian Benteeeeeee-ke, Christian Benteeeeeeeee-ke..." &  "DER DER DER DER DER DER DER-DER...BEN-TEKE!"

I've looked ahead, and can see this being played minutes before kick-off, men with their ukuleles make their way to the seats, whilst the whole mood of VP is lifted by the cheery tune.

Sales of Tequila will soar...

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane, Robbie Keeeane, Rob-ee Keane...HIDE HIS F'KIN PASSPORT...ROBBIE KEEEEEANE (Let it be)

Villa 3 - 1 Wolves

36,007

if there's a fair few of us it will be quality, there's more than 5 of us going so tops the reported December let down already!

1,2,3..5 taddy lager please Donna babe

Last away game of last season was banging outside, just over 1.50 a pint and taxis from there are only about a fiver so recommended. Need help getting some chants going

"We'll get the beers safe then we'll outflank 'em"

Bit of friendly banter available at the Oyster bar in manc town by the big wheel from 4ish onwards, join in the fun...

villatalkers arn't all that bothered about chants having a rhyming theme I see

As I walked up to the Holte End one bright and sunny day. I spied a poor blose fan he was running far away.

I said to the blose fan it's time for you to die. Because we all areee .......the Holteenders in the sky. Yippeeh aye

aaaayyyy yippeeh aye ooohhhh Holteenders in the sky. Yippeeh aye

aaaaahhhh yippee aye oooohhhhh Holteenders in the sky

Get the original tune back from ghostiders in the sky

"MyLord likes this"

Oyster bar my Lord, Oyster bar...

THE CITY IS OURS, THE CITYS IS OURS, F*** OFF SMALL HEATH, THE CITY IS OURS

ill stick a couple of quid on Stan as well, 0-0 at 12-1 isnt bad tbf. COME ON YOU VILLA BOYS

GET IN THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

absolute disgrace but then again its only Villa