JMilnereatsnails

that Sausages are going to get their own thread...

I'm really looking forward to going to the game today. 

23 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said:

We've been quiz champions for six years now. We nearly lost it two years ago - unjustly, because Gareth was quizmaster then and the question was "What type of alien is Mr Spock?".

Everyone put Vulcan, which is incorrect. Mr Spock is half-Vulcan, half-human, ok?

 

To be fair the answer to the question "what type of alien is Spock", the answer would be just Vulcan though, as Human is not alien to us?

I went into the New St store today and everything is a really tight fit. I fancied the training jacket but the XXL was the only size to fit comfortably across the chest but the arms were crazy long. This was with a t-shirt on beneath, considering there would be a couple of layers beneath during games at winter then I decided to give it a miss. 

To wear Under Armor gear properly I think you need to be an athlete. 

This train carriage I'm in is completely empty except for little ol me. I can do whatever I like.

I'll be renewing. I go to the villa to get some peace and quiet and with all the talk going around about non-renewals it seems next season I could be having my best season ever.

My old ipad 1 has final given up and died on me. Smashed screen, undependable battery and operating slowly. Now it just won't turn on at all.

At last I'm now justified in buying a new one!

Anything by Massive Attack

Mambo no.5

4 hours ago, Xela said:

It isn't gout I have in my foot,  it is tendonitis, and it bloody hurts!

Been prescribed 8x co-codamol per day ad plenty of rest.

Going stir crazy at home now

 

I've had that. It does suck hard.

2 minutes ago, limpid said:

If they are ex-friends, how do you know what they did?

They became ex the moment I saw what was happening with the whole Bowie death sentiment.

I regularly have to berate London Midland on twitter but you just get the standard reply that it's someone else's fault and not their own, which in a lot of cases it usually isn't I suppose. 

I think they have just agreed a new deal and promised £13m investment in their stock. I doubt 13 million goes very far for a railway operator?

Prawn flavour McCoys crisps. I can't help but buy a packet everytime I see them. They are worse than crack.

First time today since last Wednesday I actually feel sober. A couple of morning Jagerbombs will soon fix that.

I drink too much. I keep thinking about stopping but the pleasure in getting drunk far outweighs the potential misery of not drinking. So I'll carry on.

Blackhat.

Wank.

I could actually see this happening gradually from about 5 years time alongside the formation of Premier League 2 (which i think has been suggested before) with another 18 teams making up PL2. So rather than the current PL being reduced, it'll actually be extended, which I would imagine would please the current Championship & League 1 sides competing to be one of the 16 teams making up PL2.

Or it might not. 

Do penguins have knees??

Pulp.

That new Leeds manager who's name escapes me right now is a horrible cretin anyway so no surprise.

I miss my E plate 1.9 Peugeot 205 GTI

Shit off a shovel.

Sounds simple enough

Could I start up my own insurance company and only insure myself?

Lowry, Fleetwood and Walker each way, Fowler bet to win