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Exactly! You want to be peaking at the right time.

Haha! My missus (a Luxembourger) has gone on a massive rant.

She says in general, french people are chauvinistic and full of themselves.

They call themselves "La grande nation" yet what have they ever achieved?

hmm..who were the other 8....Wazza/Jamo?

Hugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Grub

I asked my wife how bad "go screw yourself, dirty son of a whore" would be in French.

She said that's a really severe thing to say. More than a sackable offence.

Not sure where the goals will come from but hope Italy top the group. (Naturally)

The game will be up though in the 2nd round.

What if....and this is a distinct possibility, Milner comes back as a World Cup winner or at the very least excels in the World Cup. How would THAT affect his transfer fee?

Lets play a game. When will Delph get booked?

27th min.

Any decent side who gets far in europe knows how to retain possession and if behind in a tie will use that possession to maximize their chances of pulling through.

To us, the ball just becomes a hot potato. We're simply just not good enough.

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the morning and went home.

The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was more drunk the night before. The first says, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."

The second said, "Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw!"

The third says, "I was the most drunk by far. When I got home, I knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!" The room was silent for a moment.

Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."

A Chinese man had three daughters, he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest," said the eldest daughter.

He then asked his second daughter who she would like to marry.

"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest," said the second daughter.

He finally asked his youngest daughter who she would like to marry.

The youngest daughter replies, "I would like to marry a man with one draggin' on the ground."

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio.

"Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

The biggest

My mate once shouted out "LEMON" to Martina Navratilova at the Edgbaston Priory.

My Moms best friend has two sons who are freelance steadycam operators. (You will often see them pitchside)

One of them gave me a Sky events pass enableing me to go to any Sky event for free.

I only ever used it to watch the Villa and once sat in the Trinity on the same row as the commentary peeps like Tony Gubba.

Assuming the girls Uncle is the brother of the girls Mother, i.e. siblings, I don't think the crime of kidnapping should apply. Legally it should but ethically it's for the best.

The mother is waiving her rights to be a parent/guardian. Harsh but tough shit.

However, I'm sure some of the worlds greatest artists grew up under those conditions and made them what they are.

I found I was ace at charming the pants off girls on ICQ. 8)

Not so ace when meeting them in person.

That was at least 7 years ago.

My Dad put up the mosaics at Tottenham Court Road Tube Station.

I onced saw Dean from Big Brother 3 or something like that at my local gym.

Big Brother 2. Dean was a teamate in my Sunday League footy team. (Hall Green Bulls Head)

my old technology teacher taught robbie williams

My old maths teacher taught Toyah Wilcox. She was as a right tearaway.

I saw Peter Withe in a pine furniture shop in Shirley.

I've been on the same flight with Sepp Blatter. (Zurich to Birmingham)

I've been on the same flight as Mike Tysons bodyguard. (Houston to Las Vegas)

My school friend lived on the same street as Nigel Mansell (when he was at Lotus).

My sister-in-law is related to ex Villan Peter Aldiss who holds the record for longest headed goal.

I've been to Eric Claptons local.

Hold on I hate Blues as much as the next Villa fan but they gave us Intertoto today. Not us. Blues got it for us. They have some real scummy fans and board etc etc but you have to give them credit for that. We sent them down by beating them a few weeks ago, they gave us Intertoto today.

So Blackburn were guaranteed to win had hey played against anyone else?

Over 38 games we finished above Blackburn.

sha gave us nothing at all, we got what we deserved

And so did they

Yeah, they gave us nothing. Intertoto was earned by us and us alone over 37 other games.

I have no sympathy after the shit they've put us through in the past. Don't you think the next chance they get to rub it in, they would? **** em!