MrSmirch

Do we really need Weimann on the bench?

I think BT will be doing a piece on our academy in the pre show bit, they may not but i can't remember villa being on the early kick off and i know they've done one for Southampton already.

How do you get a fat girl into bed?

Piece of cake.

No way Utd would let Wilson go surely? He's got 3 from 13 while Falcao has got 4 from 25 if wikipedia serves me correctly. I would have thought Giggs would have a word and keep him on, especially with all this drama about not giving Pogba a chance and letting him go for relative pennies.

Love how when Song was getting in grealishs face Delph and Cleverley come over like his big brothers

Haven't Roma got doumbia, Ibarbo, totti, iturbe and gervinho already? How much depth do they need?

He is the messiah... I should know I've followed a few

I've cashed out

Wheres cole?

Need to play through the middle rather than bacuna or richardson crossing early

Richardson should stay back on attacks

Getting a bit fiery this

What a little ratty word removed

Grealish is unbelievable

The samurai has got downing in his pocket

I can see Sherwood getting a big young talent on loan from a big club. Cheeky devil can then claim whole responsibility for any later success

5-0 villa Benteke (3), Bacuna, Vlaar. Uninterested west ham vs invigorated, confident and motivated villa? Easy win. If we lose this after excellent recent performances where we've beaten spurs, plop and Everton (and should have beaten city) then I will drink the contents of my lava lamp.

Adebayour and Townsend? Please god no. Much rather look abroad rather than wasting millions on inconsistent spuds. Drmic from Leverkusen and Andre Hahn from BMG if you don't mind Paddy + Tim

Wonder if there was a buy back clause....

Pfffft, no way he'd get player of the month. Completely deserves it but they'll give it to Walcott or Ozil or some other word removed

Sanchez should have tried to get his head on it rather than attempting a scissor kick

Clattenburg has the haircut of a year 8 pikey

Hahahaa McCarthy you sloth

I fuckjng love you cleverley

Back to the wall for half an hour then