Kingman

FFS That artical is the most paradoxical thing I've read in years.

Roy Keane is that quick, That as soon as he hits the light switch he's in bed before its dark.

Sit down Mourinho, Sit down Mourinho

Fixed

**** off Mourinho... We've got Roy Keaney'o...

I'd go...

Guzan

Hutton Vlaar Okore Baker Senderlols Cissokho

Clark Sanchez

Cleverley

Gabby

I don't think we should be too attacking, maybe swap gabby for lowton (if fit).

Lowton won't be in the squad as his Mrs won't let him go past Milton Keynes.

Emailing a colleague requesting information/progress updates and getting the out of office reply with you as the contact.

W?£kers!

Pre game weekly PC on SSN @ 1.30pm so should get the latest on the villa virus.

According to physio room we have everyone returning on Saturday bar The Beast and Kojak.

Phil Dowd.

We're buggered already.

**** sake

I don't no what's worse... Chavski or Dowd?

How's he an idiot? Had a few bad runs granted but it hardly warrants calling anyone an idiot.

Save your energy till after the Spurs game pal

You might just need it!

Why would that be?

As in not to get involved in any tangles this early on when potentially Romes gonna be burning down the road.

Bit like taking part in a competition and the prize is 2 weeks all inclusive at The Hilton Raqqa.

Roy Kean puts the bends in the bananas.

 

IT's HAPPENING 

Is this a wind up?..

Think the 17/1 on offer at Betvictor is generous enough. 

I took 10's for liverpool game.

Man Utd firm gets battered by wheres wally stag do    

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/watch-manchester-united-fans-brawl-7802690

Any updates on this bug? Did BMH hit lockdown?

How's he an idiot? Had a few bad runs granted but it hardly warrants calling anyone an idiot.

Save your energy till after the Spurs game pal

You might just need it!

Jores Okore and Carlos Sanchez

Roy Keane puts the hairs on the coconuts! 

12-9 Villa!.. Nah being more serious 9-0 Villa and we go top of the league on GD 

Thanks for pointing out my mistake, but if anyone had managed to use the "report" button it would have been fixed sooner.

We kinda liked it at 3-0 to Villa 

 

 

Apparebtky Delph missed the half time team talk because he ran straight to the toilet.

Sanchez and Guzan weren't great either, Westwood was sort of ok but then got injured too.

Fears are that it's not just a 24 hour virus and Bodymore is closed until they are sure the virus is gone. So we go to Chelsea with very little training to prepare.

They can train at Villa Park!

What and spread it round there too?

I think it's more a case of keeping the players apart for a bit to try and stop the spread. Hopefully it will settle down quickly, because we are going to need to be sharp at Chelsea. It could be a real mauling if we aren't.

 

Yeah we can train at Villa Park but just use the Away dressing room! 

Todays results went our way, Chavski failed to pull away… Back in the room! 

Any statements planned for tomorrow?

Joint top scorer now with andi and gabby.

Surprised them tools would let you have £5 ew on a price wise nag. 

They are probably worse than Skybet and that takes some beating.

Why has everyone got the hump?

Title says we won 3-0... Cheer up guys.

Obviously not ready just yet, Needs to be taken out of the spot light before the moans and groans start ringing through the stadium, Similar to Petrov in that shocker he had against Newcastle.

Subbed off at HT not seen for weeks then come back top class for us.

Stick at it lad, Good luck.