mark_bennett

My six year old son was watching the news, and he turned to me and said " Why did god let Jade Goody die of cancer at 27 years old ?" I said "well probably because she was a foul mouthed nasty piece of work who got too big for her boots" He thought for a moment, then said, "Dad,?" has Wayne Rooney got cancer ?"

Out of Jade Goody and Harry Hill who has got the best shaven head?? There's only one way to find out.....FIGHT!!!

Two Jehovas Witnesses knock on the door of an elderly lady, she opens the door and asks who they are, they tell her that they are Jehovas witnesses and she lets them both inside. She tells them to take a seat on her sofa, and asked if they would like a cup of tea or coffee "Two teas would be nice please" came the reply, then she asked if they would like custard creams with their drinks "Oh yes please, that would be lovely", came the response. Five minutes later the old woman came back into the front room and placed the drinks and biscuits on the table , sat down and said "So what is it that you want to talk to me about?", and the first Jehova shrugs hers shoulders and says "We don't know , this is the furthest that we have ever got".