wiggyrichard

Nuke it from orbit.

*in before AshVilla*

It's the only way to be sure...

Kill it with fire!!!!!!

backfired :oops:

8)

Seriously mate, its decent but your missing the little trick me, and by the looks of it, Bof have picked up on......

Bit slow there PieBoy!

yeah I htink he should play in the hole

Standard....

It's shit and your gonna come last!!!

:winkold:

Listening to Ray Wilkins on the radio...top top bloke who knows his onions!

Did you ever make a Blue Peter replica of Tracy Island?

........................Krul....................

Walker.............Clark...........A Cole

Ireland.....Mata....Y Toure....Downing

Aguaro...............Bent...........Torres

Has anyone else picked up on the fixture list?? 8)

1-2 Aston Villa, Bent to score first, had it @ 66/1...almost went for 3-1 @ 125/1 with Bent scoring first.

I think we will win but cant for love nor money see us keeping a clean sheet.

Rob...you magnificent perving bastard!!!

Good holiday Rob?

See Eames, i dont mind Gough, and i know urham only does it to wind people up...to be fair, Durham actually knows his shit and Gough to a certain extent.

Irani just taks complete shite!!!

I like Alan Brazil, but i agree Irani is a complete cock end!!!

I'd make her a counter-offer; you won't suppeth directly upon her lactating pleasure-orbs, but you will dab up any post-feed milky remnants with a packet of rich tea digestives.

I originally read the first part as "I'd make her a coffee counter".

Could work.

Dont know why but that really tickled me!

My worst date was when I was 17. I was driving my girlfriend at the time to the cinema on a warm summer's evening. My mum had been shopping a couple of days before and the cod loin had been left/dropped in the boot.

The car stunk and we had to drive 20 miles there and 20 miles back with all the windows open.

Didn't get a 2nd date. Thanks mum!!!

Check your PM out Two Push Carlie!!!

Being single I tend to not come in this thread...

But WTF hahahaha.... I'm coming out.

No worries dude, you can be my 1 and only gay friend!

When people leave an answerphone message just saying "Hi wiggy...it's so & so, can you give me a call...cheers"

Do you really need to leave that message? I can see you've called from the missed call alert, i will call you when im ready.

aying that, the whole agro of listening to a voicemail really really pisses me off!!1!!11!

I used to love that programme!!!

"Not the Momma!!"

Yep, pretty disgusting that!

And I thought I was a **** up, repugnant perverted sum'bitch

You still are!!! :winkold:

Yay BUT I draw the line at a few things, such as rimming on a first date and in this case, tit porridge

See, im cool with rimming...but tit porridge and pegging is, as you say, a no no.

And I thought I was a **** up, repugnant perverted sum'bitch

You still are!!! :winkold:

Are there any fathers out there that get enjoyment from their other halves breast milk after she has finished feeding? I only ask because the thought of it makes me feel sick and she is adamant that I have to do it for her in order to get anything in return..

BTW, I would DHUTWU but she won't even let me do that until I do her this favour

Ive read some **** up shit on here but that wins all the way!!

Damn dude...some things are best kept to yourself!!!

I made myself into a player...apparently "there is nothing between" Messi and myself.

I know its cheating but i like seeing my name in lights!

I did the same, i'm outrageously good!

I am also a good 7 years younger than i am in real life!