How about a song for Martin Laursen; to the tune of We're The Monkeys:
Here he comes,
Striding from the back,
It’s Martin Laursen,
Joining the attack.
Wa’hey it’s a set piece
Ashley young (or Gareth Barry) is on the ball,
Nothing you can do about it Laursens gonna score a goal.
And one for Gabby and Young:
To Tune of Man U’s Ronaldo song:
Agbonlahor’s Pace
And Ashley Young’s flare,
Watch out defenders,
It’s your worst nightmare.
I think the 2nd one is ok, Laursen one might be too long winded and we could still be half way through it when a set piece is over and done with.