coda

Don't worry there's an election in five months.

1 hour ago, HanoiVillan said:

I appreciate this is trivia and gossip and it's kind of shallow of me to find it funny, but it turns out the guy who 'defended' a bar he goes to with a sword (discussed on the last few pages) writes pony fan fiction on the Internet:

 

1 hour ago, Genie said:

So what we thinking? Is it already priced in? 

I have no idea. Hoping it will drag up all the shitcoins I've bought.

Bitcoin halving tomorrow...

What about the important stuff like my barnet? I'm starting to resemble Anton Chigurh.

Main event went the opposite to my expectations. Thought Ferguson was more elusive and Gaethje would be eating punches all night.

33 minutes ago, snowychap said:

I like it.

This is delicious! Best ale I've had in a while. (not my photo)

6 hours ago, Villarocker said:

I read something a month or two back where an American scientist made a suggestion that aliens could be future, more advanced and developed, versions of mankind returning through time for things they need. 

I've seen many documentaries where it's been suggested that time travel already exists albeit clandestinely. The same people also said that it won't be too long in the future before time travel is widely known and broadcasted. 

Maybe, if alien life does exist, they are travelling through time or wormholes etc to get here. 

Hawking sent the invites out afterwards and nobody turned up to his party. Looks like a crap party to be fair. 

That SAS programme  Yes it's celebs but it can be funny and moving when the interrogators are digging up shit on their history. I thought Bellew would be the first to assault someone... 

On 24/04/2020 at 23:04, Zatman said:

at least one positive in the Eredivisie is that despite being 7 points from safety, the maestro Alan Pardew kept Den Haag up

Bought a Kindle  Can't believe how small it is  It's the size of a postcard. They must use midgets or people with tiny hands in their marketing.

Not much Devs chat up in here. I like it! It's different to most telly - mysterious, unsettling and head-scratching.

I saw it! Will those brave souls return to a ravaged planet?

I can see Venus is the ISS coming from that direction? (don't want to get off my arse)

1 hour ago, Chindie said:

Affluent would appear to be a fairly significant criteria.

I've heard private tests are available for £300.

27 minutes ago, Kuwabatake Sanjuro said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/coronavirus-tesco-shoppers-fight-crush-21733637

What is wrong with people.

There's a cluster of cases in Wolverhampton/Black Countray that's the worst outside London.  

9 minutes ago, sidcow said:

My parents are in their 70s and I've already had to take them some stuff. They have a pre booked delivery next week but I doubt they would get another.

Sainsbury's said they will be prioritising delivery for over 70s. Trying to sort this for my parents and wonder if the Nectar card is how they'll guess someone's age.

1 hour ago, bielesibub said:

I don't understand the bog roll panic, the last thing on my mind at the moment is how clean my bum hole is going to be!

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1 hour ago, Kingman said:

Around 3.5% death rate now! 

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/coronavirus-cases/#case-growth-outchina 

South Korea has tested 140,000 with mortality rate of 0.6%.

Spurs out tee hee

On 02/03/2020 at 16:44, andykeenan said:

FA Cup 5th rd 

Chelsea Liverpool BBC 1 2

 

This is a good game.

He's not going to be happy bowling a wide like that.