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  1. scary movie one was a cult film

    2 was crap but forrgivable

    3 got back some pride

    4 was one of the worst movies i have ever seen

    and i wont even mention date/epic movies :puke:

    now there will be a fith scary movie will this be the worst so far or restore a great series of movies

  2. The liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is impressed and arranges for him to come over to sign.

    Two weeks later the 'pool are 4-0 down to man'ure with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

    The lad is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for liverpool! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

    When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in english football.

    "Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me. It's wonderful!"

    " Wonderful?! " says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day.

    Your father got shot and robbed in the street, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother was beheaded by masked men, all while you were having such a wonderful time."

    The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."

    "Sorry?!! Sorry?!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to liverpool in the first place!"

  3. Aussie and NZ kids do... well most of them... but English kids don't at all!!

    ...And you base that on... ?

    I base that on having lived in all 3 countries, and the emphasis on sport amongst youngsters in NZ and Aussie is second to none... An hours PE that most UK comprehesive schools factor in, is simply not enough.

    Have you ever wondered, why with the population differences that Aussie and NZ match and beat UK teams on a consistant basis?

    The UK government needs to pump money into teams and encourage sports from a very early stage..

    Not to mention investment in Clubrooms, etc, I have played Rugby and Football in both NZ, Aussie and the UK, and I have never had to change in a pub toilet with no shower facilities in either NZ or Aussie, I have in the UK!

    yes until i moved here

    although were not all that great at running and high intensity sports

    weirdly you can only take 1 semester of PE here which needs changing

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