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can someone tell me the whole chant that starts off
nigel spinks, rolls the ball............
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Transatlanticism by Death Cab for Cutie :notworthy:
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thought id make it 2000 replies lol
cake or death by eddie izzard
quality
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I also think we should give Bouma Luke Moore's song now he's gone, 'na na na na Boumaaaa'
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boom boom boom let me hear you say bouma boumaaaaaaaaaaa
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This is long but brilliantLong but worth while
When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell?"
Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right **** number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.
After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're a word removed!" and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'word removed' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're a word removed!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "word removed" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said," Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're a word removed!"
One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first word removed (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the Land Rover word removed, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?" Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street , in Ilford. It's a terraced house, and the car's parked right out in front."
"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said. "When's a good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as I'm currently unemployed."
"Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?" "Yes?" "Steve, you're a word removed!"
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.
Now, when I had a problem, I had two arseholes to call. Then one day I came up with an idea. I called word removed #1.
"Hello?"
"You're a word removed!" (But I didn't hang up.) "Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"My name is Steve Hansen."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"
"I live at 129 Alice Street , Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start saying your prayers." I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, word removed," and hung up.
Then I called word removed #2. "Hello?" he said.
"Hello, word removed," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll do what?" I said.
"I'll kick your arse," he exclaimed.
"Well, word removed, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Alice Street , Ilford, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Alice Street , Ilford.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street . I got there just in time to watch two words removed beating the crap out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a News crew.
Now I feel MUCH better.
i love it love it love it love it love it
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well if i knew wat it was called!!!!!!
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Heart says giants, but my brain is telling me it's just not going to happen, so going to have to go with patriots dispite wanting it to be giants
go with your heart :winkold:
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Giants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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to the tune of "theres a circus in the town"
Pending the routledge transfer
Weve got routledge on the right, on the right
Ashley young on the, on the left
And john and gabby scoring all the goals!!!!!!!!!Goals, goals
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Another verse for the McGrath chant...
Last orders my lord,
Ten more pints,
Last orders my lord,
Ten more pints
Last orders, my lord
Ten more pints,
Oh lord, ten more pints.
i'd join in
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heres one for salifou to the theme of daddy cool by boney m.....sali salifou sali salifou
ah trying to claim that as yours are you??
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Is it 'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as **** hes fast as fuuuuuuuuck'
for the older of us, not that i am very old of course :winkold:
'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes got to score... he's got to scoooooooore'i havent actually heard this one but i guess thats what you all tell the kids :winkold:
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i see lsu winning this one tbh
watched them a few times on NASN and there quite impressive
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Sorry General.
Several of us stayed up to cheer your boys on, but to no avail. The Colts second string QB let you down big-time. He was hopeless.
Please pass on our commiserations to Randy too.
Happy New Year to you and your family, Randy too and everyone else at Villa Park.
seconded
would be awesome if you were to join the madden 08 team in the browns and nfl section
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Colts are useless
There is always next season
Lets hope that we play the colts next year and absolutely smash them to pieces!!!!!!
at least now you can help get the villa to europe
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anyone with cod 4 add me
brownsandvilla
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What an odd thread
odd but good
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Merry xmas general!!!!!!
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to the tune of umbrella by rihanna
i need help on this but would be good to finish
we all follow aston villa, villa, villa, villa
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to the tune of wake up by lost prophets
martin, martin, martin
yeah so tired of waiting, waiting for a big signing
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dont want money given to me
i have to earn money
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Im not really watching the cricket!!!!!
oh right!!
i thought you were being a bit stupid
is it england though?
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**** this,
Im gonna watch the cricket instead...
is this cricket england?
im sure not many people watch england cricket anymore
Its what I stayed up for.....
yet still didnt answer my question :winkold:
keep me updated mate
im on the sofa tonight so will watch it after the fig
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**** this,
Im gonna watch the cricket instead...
is this cricket england?
im sure not many people watch england cricket anymore
The complete and utter chants thread
in Villa Talk
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im sure its better to just sing boom boom let me hear ya say bouma
BOUMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA