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  1. Have you got an answer to this, or is it just a bit of fun/guessing game?

    Seeing as the animals mentioned never co-existed I'm pretty certain there is no set answer...

    Theres always one who thinks he knows it all!!

    lol.

    How scary would that apepoodle look being walked down the road on a lead by an 80 year old, who calls it fluffy.

  2. Ok i put more than 12, because if they were male bears they would need 6 of them to draw up a plan!! 4 of them to have a fag and debate the recent footie results, and then the finally 2 would challenge the trex to a full on boxing match, with the second bear of course being the ref!! ( fairs fair and all) and as trex has flid arms, bear will take him down piece of piss

  3. this is a shit thread!! sorry magroll but now i wanna know what the potentially damaging secrets are of the (current) 3...............and you know they aint gonna tll us!!! Its cruel i tell you cruel

  4. Quasimodo comes down from his bell tower after many years. He keeps a low profile in the shadows of the Notre Dame's town square and thinks to himself, "it's been years I've been up in that bell tower. I could do with a bloody good shag."

    So off he goes to the whorehouse in a back street and asks the madam on the door, "I've been up in that bell tower for many years and I could do with a bloody good shag."

    The madam says, "well, you've come to the right place, the black lady through the door to the right is fifteen francs."

    "Ah," says Quasi, "I'm afraid I only have ten francs."

    "Well, for ten francs you get the white lady through the door to the left."

    So he pays his money, goes through the left door and comes out again moments later, completely satisfied.

    Several years later, after being up in the bell tower for many years, he comes down through the shadows in to the town centre. "You know what?" he thought to himself "I could do with a bloody good shag, and this time I have 15 euros." So off he goes to the same whorehouse he went to years previous.

    On his way there, he spots a young boy, hideously disfigured with a hunch on his back, dragging one of his feet behind him. Quasi goes to the boy and says to him, "excuse me, young man, how old are you?"

    "I'm nearly 5 now," says the boy, as he looks up to Quasimodo. "Excuse me," says the young boy, "is it possible you could be my father?"

    "I suppose so, it was around 5 years ago I last came down from my bell tower."

    "How could you do this to me, father? Look at me: I'm hideous, I have a lame leg, I have a hunch and all the people point and shout names at me. How could you bring such a creature in to the world?"

    "Well, thank your lucky stars, son. If I had another five francs, you'd have been black as well."

  5. Finding her young son scooping ice cream in the kitchen, a mother raged, "Dinner is going to be ready soon. Put that ice cream away and go and play."

    "But mum" wailed the child, "There's no one to play with."

    "OK," said the mother wearily, "I'll play with you. What do you want to play?"

    "Lets play mummy and daddy. You go upstairs and lie on the bed." So the mother went upstairs and lay on the bed. The boy put on his father's fishing hat, lit up one of his cigars, went upstairs and opened the bedroom door. Seeing him standing there, the mother asked,"Now what do I do?" The boy answered, "Get your ass out of bed you whore and fix that kid some **** ice cream!"

  6. Jade Goody has been portrayed by the media as a heroine for raising awareness about cervical cancer, in spite of the fact that she forgot to have a smear test.

    Last year, I forgot to turn off an unlit oven before leaving for work. The ensuing explosion killed my hubby and three children.

    Was I portrayed by the media as a hero for raising awareness about gas safety?

    Was I ****.

  7. We should question why we have the usernames we have!! Mine Kimmie86 not very original but my name is kimberley ( too long hence kimmie) and i was born in yep u guessed it 86!! Not really rocket science is it so.... for the rest of you.....TIME TO BEAR YOUR SOUL!!! Lol

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