kimmie

I have a problem. I'm addicted to cough drops. I cannot stop. I have bags of them all over my apartment. I wake up at night and reach for them, half asleep. But I end up with a much drier throat than I ever would have had without them. But even worse, this addiction has cursed me with an embarrassing side effect: Booming flatulence. Powerful tuba blasts, fueled by honey lemon lozenges...and they're not just forceful...they smell really bad. I'm in a dark hole of cough drops and farts. It's all gotten so out of control.

thats deep real deep 

Just want to say Hello to everyone its been a while since i ve been on here! A lot has changed!!

A definite blast from the past!

/me waits for Rob to notice that kimmie has returned (even though Rob is now affianced, he hasn't changed that much)

Rob will NEVER change.....he may act a bit different but change nah its still there just hidden lol 

did your arse drop out Eames??

I am taking my 7 year old to his first game saturday! Please can we have a win. I really cba with a moany kid in the car on the way home!  

Just want to say Hello to everyone its been a while since i ve been on here! A lot has changed!! 

As a teenage mom and a single mom, I personally experience the shitty people who breed kids out there who aint fit to be classed as a parent!

My solution to this crappy system is unless you have paid into the system you shouldnt be allowed to take out the system! I was working from 16, I had my son at 18 worked nights to feed him put clothes on his back and roof over his head.

Yes i ve gone on to have other children but they were a result of a 5yr relationship that went tits up due to the death of my son, but I went back to work when my son was 6 weeks old and I am currently not working due to having a disabled child, but i have just applied to work for betterware so i can take my disabled daughter to work with me and I am hoping to start working soon!

These lazy moms who's 5year olds are at school and who sit on their fat asses all day smoking and drinking should be stopped. People who have never paid into the system should not be given council houses, I had to rent privately my first place and it was pokey. I never spend a penny of my kids money on anything but stuff for my children..

My other problem is people who dont know their kids dads......if they are that incapable of closing their legs and taking a name of the person who is gonna impregnate them then hell should they have kids......and that is aimed at my sister!!

Dads should pay for their kids but into trust funds so incapable mothers dont spend it on drugs and drink!

Oh and vouchers wouldnt work much as i got milk vouchers and the postman used to steal my vouchers!!!!

rob get off sickipedia!!

Well i gave birth on thursday 3weeks early......

After a lot of complications little Lily is here, ( her brother named her!! Apparently he didnt like Trinity!)

She is currently in intensive care redditch hospital, because on the 13th june a taxi driver drove into the side of my car,

causing my placenta to tear, only a diddy bit, but when i started having contractions it tore a whole lot and little Lily managed to swallow

a large amount of blood, causing her body to shut down, causing hyperglycemic fits, so she had to have brain scans and has been poked and prodded, but its improving loads and loads....

Congratulations............Im still fat and pregnant!! Looks like Trinity holding on.....

Sooo im 32 weeks and bored shitless of being fat!!! roll on only 8 more weeks to go! til the unnamed one pops out!!

How is everyone else doing??

have i missed the joke there...................

Trinity is a winner although she would need to smack the shit out of anyone who attempted to call her "Trin". You could also consider calling her "Sotca" - "Shit On The City Always"

See i would be more concerned she would be called Tran!!

I think i will give her the middle name Trinity!!

Word to ya mother!!

Oh my god, bit off topic but how hilarious would it be if someone could Hack into Stephen Hawkins voice thing machine, and start spouting hatred,

Would the world stop and listen and agree because of who it is...................

I hope so, considering the p poor attempt of life i see on jeremy kyle, i hope somewhere there is life to balance the retards on there!!

Though i wish to say the bloke on there this morning was a legend!! (you look like a raccoon AY!)

Yeah Morkery, I think there are certain work situations where it could potentially be embarassing, awkward, inappropriate and the only way to guage that is common sense and reading your partner.

You might get it wrong, but as I say - if the intent is genuine, you can't go far wrong.

Romantic Gestures don't have to be so grand, sometimes just an unexpected out of nowhere compliment, letting her watch something on tv she knows you don't like so you don't usually watch it together, doing one of the household chores you don't usually do, offering to cook dinner, etc - is a good free way of being sweet.

You only live once, if you love her, show her (I'm an old romantic but roll with me here...)

I do all those things you listed everyday.

I'm thining she should be the one sending me presents at work!!??

Yeah but doing them things for your mom is like an unwritten law!!

What they are on about is doing it for your girlfriend/wife...........

My uncle is Richard Branson's personal graphic designer, and designed the kitchen for his house!

The same uncle also desgined the old cafe that was in mothercare at Merry Hill.

I see Freddie Starr most days, as his daughter goes to my sons old nursery and Freddie parks outside my house!!

I thought Freddie Starr was in hospital at the moment? I always loved his stuff years ago but he came across as a complete berk in that Wife Swap thing he did a few years back - no shock that his missus has buggered off since then, don't blame her.

His ex mrs is lovely, I speak to her whenever i see her! Yeh he a nob, as for being in hospital, to be fair school only went back monday so i have yet to see him, i will ask his ex if i see her tomorrow!!

My uncle is Richard Branson's personal graphic designer, and designed the kitchen for his house!

The same uncle also desgined the old cafe that was in mothercare at Merry Hill.

I see Freddie Starr most days, as his daughter goes to my sons old nursery and Freddie parks outside my house!!

Plague like disease that will turn the population into Zombies...........Hence my need to spend so much time practicing on call of duty world of war, Zombies!!!!

So we've got less points than this time last season (having played more games) and are lower down the table, but we're improving?

And we should be happy to be avoiding relegation after what MON has spent? Are you serious?

As for 2 trips to Wembley, I'm sorry but I agree with Brian Clough, the league is the bread and butter. Thats the real test of a team, not one-off games against lower league opposition.

You just said it yourself, having played MORE games, the team is tired. What do you expect, you cant have your cake and eat it! We could be flying bloody high winning the league and you lot would still bitch that we werent in europe or winning the fa cup.

Make your bloody minds up!

Someone said its like tourettes too bloody right!!

I aint saying MON is in the right, but he certainly wont lose his job over it!

SO IF WE WIN NEXT WEEK, I WILL SEE HOW MANY OF YOU ARE CRAWLING UP MON'S ARSE THEN SHALL WE!!

I think MON deserves a lot of criticism after today's game (as do the team as well) but a sacking he does not deserve.

thank you. If i could climb through the pc to kiss you i would!!

Some things are out of his control.

Fickle is calling for MON to be sacked even tho we have made an improvement.

Fickle is calling for the board to leave......

1) He is the manager. He controls the playing side of the club and lives or dies on results.

2) We've finished 6th 2 seasons in a row, currently lying 7th with not too many games to go. Improvement? Yeah, maybe on his first season.

3) I still can't find any evidence of anyone wanted Randy and General Krulak to leave. I personally would literally pay them to stay. We have the best chairman and board in the league bar none.

You see no improvement???? Really, and i ve been called deluded.

Up until today we were undefeated!! I would take a draw over a loss anyday! Yes we aint flying like you would hope we would and yes that is down to MON, and to the fact he isnt expanding the team like he should be.

NO improvement, i dont see us looking at relegation.

I see us actually achieving something, by reaching WEMBLEY TWICE, this season!

But if you lot reckon there is no improvement, i must be wrong!!

I look at it like this, this is a smack in the face for MON.

We've been raped by a bloody good team, and they werent firing on all cylinders!!

But seriously what did you all expect were a tired team!!

Fickle? Exactly why is criticising MON after a poor run of results and the worst defeat in most Villa fans living memory fickle? This guy has spent money that messrs Hodgson, Mcleish and Moyes can only dream of. Why the hell shouldn't he be open to criticism? Why should people blindly support a manager with obvious failings who has demonstrated in the last 2 months that he is not willing to learn from his mistakes? It's very easy to jump on the 'fickle Villa fans' bandwagon started by DOL and is now a cop out for bad management by MON.

No no, were all entitled to moan about certain things regarding the TEAM as a whole, we are the ones, who contribute to their ridiculous pay packets!!

Whats fickle about it all is the fact people seem to think the TEAM consists of Martin O'neill. He can implement things, and yes some of that isnt correct but he doesnt get on the pitch and kick the ball.

Some things are out of his control.

Fickle is calling for MON to be sacked even tho we have made an improvement.

Fickle is calling for the board to leave......

Im all for critisism when its due, and a 7-1 defeat does deserve some moans but its the way people go about it.