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  1. From one of my favourite episodes of Family Guy, where they eventually end up as castaways.

    Here comes more Quagmire.

    Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.

    Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.

    (They all drink.)

    Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.

    (Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)

    Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.

    (Only Quagmire drinks.)

    ****About 33 drinks later****

    Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.

    Quagmire: Oh God.

    (Quagmire takes a drink.)

    Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.

    Quagmire: Oh come on!

    (Quagmire drinks again.)

    Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.

    Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.)

  2. All shows have their merits.

    Family Guy can, at certain points , can be just unbelievably hilarious. Some episodes are superb, but some aren't as good. And the characters of Stewie and Brian are brilliant.

    With the Simpsons some of it is pure genius, for instance when Homer runs a grease racket. But, recently it has become a one man Homer parade. The middle seasons are brilliant, they contain both story and pure satire. Now it's flagging though.

    Futurama - The character of Bender is one of my favourite ever created, and some of the scenarios are brilliant. In terms of entertainment, it's up there, but not quite as funny.

    So I vote for Family Guy.

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