MarkE

Space Dust - we used to buy a couple of packets and stuff the whole lot in in one go. You felt as if your head was going to explode.

Also - remember kayleigh (kalie, k,lye or something). Basically sugar, colouring and flavouring - you'd buy a bag, lick your finger, stick your finger in and suck the sugar back off (is it me, or does that sound highly suspect?). We'd either buy it from Coombes in Sutton (great shop) or make our own - I have a sneaky feeling Blue Peter taught us how to make it!

Have to say the good ol' Bournville wets my whistle - as does Terry's Chocolate Orange (but why can't I get the dark version in bar form anymore).

Also - did you know that 'in the industry' Fuse is known as the Refuse Bar because it is basically the sweepings off the factory floor. (I hang around with far too many 'foodies').

Vermin-sham

Two nuns in the shower:

Nun1 - Where's the soap?

Nun2 - It does, doesn't it.

Ah the old ones are the.......

........oldest

So the bookies rate the scum then

The biggest sign of improved fortunes at Villa is the very fact that you didn't feel compelled to put Relegation as an option - this would have been a very realistic option at the start of Dec!

Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says to the other....

"Can you smell fish?"

They told that on 5live back in the days when John Inverdale did the Drivetime slot...and I'm ashamed to admit it took me about three days to get it.