Ryan.

Just to clarify on Leviramseys terminology- from memory of my time in New England packies means off license !

not in GB it doesnt!

then the usual sit and watch boring wanky shit on tv with misses family, pretending to give a ****, whilst falling to sleep

don't you have uktv Gold? Only Fools And Horses been on all day, supose that's why i aint been drining JD straight all day

i probobly would of bitched slapped granny haha, trying to make me eat christmas pud, i hate the shit lol

was it on fire at the time?

then the usual sit and watch boring wanky shit on tv with misses family, pretending to give a ****, whilst falling to sleep

don't you have uktv Gold? Only Fools And Horses been on all day, supose that's why i aint been drining JD straight all day

the one i have now is straight

you're brave

i might add coke to the next one

i would!

and now im having a tipple of the ol'e jack daniels

with coke i hope?

I am. I don't type. I just think and my posts are created on this internet thing.

wow! so you dont have a keyboard?

Me

Terry McDermott

:shock: shit!

since when has a stereotypical scoucer had an afro? or you watched Lock stock and two smoking barrles recently?

all my hair, honest

Nothing, alas.

I got lost in something else until after 11 o'clock Christmas Eve, which is when the packies close for the night, and they all close on Christmas...

did he say that or am i really that bad?

or should that be vokda bed rull as im pretty sloshed if im honest

vodka red bull

im spurised how even this poll is! me and a few mates where discussing it in the pub and one out of five of us said they would take the money (not me!)

only this weeks wages

you said it is not wise to have sexual realtions with a reletive TODAY, but was it ok back then?

I don't think it ever states thet Adam and Eve were related.

no but their children would be!

Err....

Terry....Jerry....Timmy....

HELP!!!

The only problem is that today the gene pool is so deteriorated that it is not wise.

By the way Eve was related to Adam, she was taken from him.

so you condone incest?

right,

your sitting in the pub and infront of you is a suitcase, it contains 1 million pounds. on the table opposite sits a man. a hard working, honest man who has always done the best by his wife and two kids. you can take this suitcase and walk straight out with the money however, if you do the man on the table opposite will have the most unfortunate missfortune of getting run over on his way home

what would you do?

EDIT: the man dies

I don't think it ever states thet Adam and Eve were related.

no but their children would be!

first off im no expert on the bible

but i was wondering does the bible not promote incest? i mean in the begining there was Adam and Eve yeah? so does that not mean their children must have done the buisiness for mankind to grow?

i may have got the messiah out the shit here

if you said waych Villa or Oasis back in the days when Liam didnt sound like a drowning cat then id say id say the latter choice

is sarcasm in the bible?

Lewis Hamilton will be in the reasonably price car in the next episode apparently, will be interesting to see if he can beat Nigel Mansell, Damon Hill, Jenson Button and Mark Webber and even the stig who have all done laps in the Suzuki Liana

cue BOF to find some way to critisise him...

clicky

coca-cola is the dogs danglies i love it

Waterfall - The Stone Roses