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    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

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    Why...?

    - Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?

    - Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

    - Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

    - Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?

    - Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?

    - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    - Why do people say, "you’ve been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

    - Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

    - Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

    - Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you’re standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn’t you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

    - Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn’t be more fun to

    eat a big one?

    - Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it’s only a "penny for your

    thoughts"? Where’s that extra penny going too ?

    - Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?

    - Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

    - Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?

    - Why is it called ’after dark’, when it is really after light?

    WAHEY! It's a JOKE thread : Enter at your own risk.

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    A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the neighbor asks what the problem is.

    "Well," the man says, "I ran afoul of one of those questions women ask. Now I’m in the doghouse."

    "What kind of question?" the neighbor asks.

    "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she was old, fat and ugly."

    "That’s easy," says the neighbor. "You just say, ’Of course I will’".

    "Yeah," says the other man, "that’s what I MEANT to say. But what came

    OUT was, ’Of course I do.’"

    Do you think we have sufficient money to spend?

    in Villa Talk

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    Aston Villa boss Martin O'Neill is hoping to address the short comings in squads depth this summer.

    "I want us to realise what it takes so that we are not left short," he said.

    "We want a squad that is capable and Everton are a prime example of that. I don't think they were half as strong two years ago, when they made the Champions League, as they are now."

    Source: tribalfootball.com

    http://tinyurl.com/2wc8bu

    I don't like Martin O'Neill say he is hoping to address the short comings in squads depth this summer!!

    He should say I WILL address the short comings in squads depth this summer!

    Do you think we have sufficient money to spend?

    in Villa Talk

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    I can't make my mind up on this one I really can't. I have no reason to say we haven't, in fact everything I read from MON, Randy and The General make me believe this isn't the case. But I just find it so hard to believe that MON is sitting on a pot of gold he is refusing to spend

    Feel the same way.. I really don't know if it is Mon or Randy...

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