ligs

Pele and Maradona are the 2 main candidates people talk about when considering the greatest ever footballer. I thought about adding other options, Zidane, Cryuff, Puskas etc, but thought "other" would suffice.

Voted Czech Republic ages ago

6 more votes gone after Italy go out thanks to those cheating Scandinavians :wink:

The one about Jim's 3 girlfriends; brilliant

lol

Opens up a whole new genre of jokes.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic

The Hills are alive and Mary Poppins ones have to be 2 of the most contrived jokes I've ever read. You could see them coming a mile off :wink:

http://www.ig.eclipse.co.uk/iain-o-vision/

Angel v Chelsea

Speaking of Villa blues matches...

Last year (don't want to mention but)

2 losses.

This year

2 draws....

Anyone see a pattern for next year?

I certainly bloody hope so

I was -18months old

...amazing goal in an amazing goal...

Sounds like an amazing goal :wink:

It should be Angel's v Chelsea, but I had to go for Hitz's screamer against small heath, can't remember feeling that happy at a football game for ages. Shame it didn't last.

I voted top 10 (would've voted top 8 if it was an option). Remember last season we overachieved, we shouldn't start getting all "Billy big boots" about how good we are, it could easily come back to haunt us.

Of course, it will depend on the signings (or lack of) we make between now and August, then I might be a bit more optimistic.

The oldies are the best hey Rantin? Must've heard that one a good decade ago

That's not olden, it's golden

Nice to see some people having productive days.

My favourite would have to be the bullet joke, good work Kalim

Come on the Czechs, Rosicky, Nedved and Koller will fire them to glory

Clubbers in Yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths. this dangerous practice has become known as.........WAIT FOR IT.........WAIT FOR IT.........

E by gum!!

Sorry, I've been drunk since Saturday.

Excellent, i'll be stealing that one

A horse walks into a bar, barman asks, "Why the long face?"

A man walks into a bar.........................."ouch"

HAHAHAHA, excellent

Went for £1-4mil - think that'll be the nett spend

The old one, have it tattooed on my left arm

Haha, very good.

But the funniest thing that I've heard for a while happened just today:

Birmingham City 0-1 Leicester

Muahahaha

I like their Reisen chocolate chew, plus the annoying but also funny (only because of the crapness of it) advert.

I'm sure you can still get Freddo's.

I remember the good old days, when Snickers were Marathons, Starbursts were Opal Fruits....

Gotta be Johnsen - imagine what our defence would be like without him. It doesn't bare thinking about.

Mellberg, not JPA, just in case there's any confusion