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All over facebook and twitter.

Eamon Crawford is supposed to be the zulu and he's in hospital.

A guy called Harry Broadhurst has apparently been killed.

Anybody heard anything?

I heard 2 guys got stabbed at the boxing event at St Annes on bosworth drive.

Victims are supposed to be a well known zulu and his mate.

One of them's died apparently.

Richard you fat ****

Fat? Really?

He's made a great career choice.

Liverpool look amazing...not.

Their midfield is a very expensive disaster zone.

Most of Arsenal's signings are ridiculous.

Complete panic buys.

Defender Scott Dann has joined Barclays Premier League side Blackburn Rovers for an undisclosed fee.

The centre-half has signed a four-year deal with the Ewood Park outfit following a heartfelt phonecall to Peter Pannu in Hong Kong.

It was a conversation which highlighted the mutual respect the pair have for each other and led to the acting chairman sanctioning the player's departure, as he recognised likeable Dann's ambition to remain in the top flight and the courtesy he had in making the call.

Most cringeworthy statement ever.

and not one bbc or sky news reporter on site - all they show is twatter pics and mobile phone videos. Maybe it's to make it more like the african riots. Are all their journos on the piss on a saturday night, or do they only cover the pretend riots that the agent provacateurs set up for them?

Sky news are covering it live now.

And people with cameras were getting attacked, hence why they're not getting too close.

Unbelievable news everyone - I don't usually put stuff like this on here as it only gets shot down, but I am 100% confident this is true, my source has no reason to lie - he is friends with Gordan Cowans , and has it from the horses mouth.

The reason for the hold ups is we have got much bigger fish to fry.

Tevez has made it clear to Man City owners that he does not want to go to Corinthians or Real Madrid. He has lived in London and manchester, he liked them both but really enjoys Birmingham and its multi-culture. His advisors are trying to thrash out a deal at the moment.

But that is not all.

Cesc fabregas has told Arsenal he wants to leave. barca have said they will not pay the 40m asking price, and Villa have asked his advisors would he be interested coming to Villa. it is not definately yes- but he has requested to speak to us.

and

We have enquired about both Gary Cahill's availability , and also Scott Dann. We are prepared to offer up to 20m for each player and negotiations have started.

As I say, I am only quoting my source, but he has no reason to lie. :!:

About as funny as Gina Yashere.

Interesting Rumour... #LFC asked Wigan to be Kept up to date on Charles N'zogbia's Future #LFC

IF any deal was done (Unlikely) For N'zogbia Wigan Would Like Jay Spearing And Danny Wilson on a Season Long Loan Included. #LFC

Great news :?

Have to say I think Given would be a rubbish signing.Much prefer Foster

Wouldn't say Given would be a bad/rubbish signing, but would much prefer Foster. The latter would mean we have the GK position sown up for the forseeable.

The Given deal would feel more like the Friedel one. Good player, but on a downward curve and the clock is ticking from the get go.

What's the longest players stay at a club these days anyway?

We'd probably get as many years from Given as we would Foster, if not more.

Foster's supposed to be a crock as well, Colin Tattum reckons Blues could barely get him on the pitch towards the end of the season and there are serious concerns there.

Have to say I think Given would be a rubbish signing.Much prefer Foster

Based on?

Ability-wise I believe Given is the best possible GK we can attract at the moment. I also believe and hope his injuries will not be such a huge problem, I'd expect another Friedel-like effect - very solid for a couple of years, albeit unspectacular.

However, if the wages are indeed around 60K per week, that's definitely overpaying. I don't see how we're going to have a lower wage bill if we're replacing the left players' wages with the same or more expensive.

Given isn't a Friedel type.

Given is a spectacular 'keeper, makes stunning saves. Just hope his reflexes haven't diminished.

nzogbia is a replacement for ashley, not downing. if stewart **** off we need two wingers in, not the one.

and what if Nzogbia is the replacement for Downing only?

Albrighton.

Good shot stopper but not tall enough to claim the ball on corners.

Which goalkeepers actually do come and claim corners?

Not many, if any.

Cech is the only one I can really think of.

And Gomes, which leads to disaster.

Steve Bunce gave him a shout out on the boxing hour.

Nice one Buncey!!

It's a shame he never got to see Haye KO Wlad Klit.

He's been winding Klitschko fans up for about 5 years on eastsideboxing!

Our manager search criteria has been like Martin O'Neill's transfer criteria.

Short sighted.

man United at home he was awesome, destroyed them with his forward play.

Honestly, I cannot remember much of the chelsea game at theirs I was pissed.

Everybody was good in that Man Utd game, even Bannan and Hogg looked like world beaters.

Liverpool game was a dead rubber.

I must have missed his amazing performances against Man Utd and Chelsea, what did he do?

I don't care if Downing leaves.

He must be the worst 'best player' we've ever had. He's a shirker and I'd never back him do anything against a half decent team.

Benitez would be a brilliant appointment.

Inter Milan aside his record is superb, definitely the best available.