chris_avfc

Why so mad son?

Sorry guise

Lots of my pals like The Social Network, I thought it was very poor.

Devil also very dissapointing, but then again most modern day horrors are.

The Town and 13 I would recommend, thought both was great.

Wheres the lovely ladies thread!!??

Why has it gone I had a couple more gems to post

Wheres the lovely ladies thread!!??

Boca

Tevez forces his way out of the club claiming that the press intrusion in Argentina is too much for him and his family and the club aren't doing enough to support him. Public bust up with manager also ensues.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 2 1/2 seasons.

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Corinthians

Tevez forces his way out of the club, going on strike, after arguments - some physical - with teammates, the head coach and the club president.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 season.

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West Ham

Tevez almost immediately falls out with the manager and players. Storms off and threatens to go on strike after being substituted. Goes AWOL to Argentina at one point.

Strings the club along before swiftly ditching them - but it's alright because it was for us.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 season.

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Manchester United

Tevez complains of being fatigued and overplayed in his first season. In his second, he complains of being underplayed - drama queening it every time he's taken off - managing just 5 goals, despite playing more minutes than the league's third top scorer Fernando Torres.

Parting shot of 'I'll scream in Ferguson's face when I score against them'

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 2 seasons.

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Manchester City

Tevez is tired, homesick, wants to retire, takes time off to see his daughter and is caught on camera spending that time banging his mistress (the actually banging remains unphotographed), feels there's too much greed in football despite being the highest paid player in Britain, hates football in general yet throws a wobbly every time he's taken off, wants his old life back, hates the club executives, claims that he would like to punch his young teammates and finally hands in a transfer request.

Claims he loves the club and supporters, and always will.

Time at club - 1 1/2 seasons - the 1/2 a season grudgingly, against his will.

We dont want him, wont accept him.

The team looks gutless, literally, some may not have agreed to MON styles, but other than the Chelsea defeat we had never even come close to looking spineless, this is the same 4 of a back 5 that just arent the same. He has players who clearly dont enjoy and even want to play under him. You think our est player in Young isnt going to wanna follow our previous best players, season after season. Im starting to think a top 8 even top 10 finish is gonna be a much bigger fight than it should have been, thats not all down to injuries, has he even signed the contract? If not thanks but **** no, we'll all wipe our mouths and move on together.

Dowds first game for us since, hes surely gonna give us everything, points to a comfortable win to me!

Would deffo pay the £7 mill if that number is true. We was linked with him under MON but he went to Wigan instead, very good player can operate at LB also. Yes please

Hes got "hollywood" balls in his locker, they cant come off everytime, big chance for him to become a hero tonight, hasnt been as good in last two games but he can run rings round these words removed tonight.

Got a feeling hes gonna score first

He should score, it's his 21st birthday.

Is it!?

Time to become a man Gaz Bazz

Hes got "hollywood" balls in his locker, they cant come off everytime, big chance for him to become a hero tonight, hasnt been as good in last two games but he can run rings round these words removed tonight.

Got a feeling hes gonna score first

Going for Madrid. 3-1

Mancini is a donut tbh

i would

Easy enough draw, should be going up there.

We will finsih 5-8 who else can break the top 8?

Sunderland? will be there or thereabouts but you lot are just overeacting or trolling, llow it

After Newcastle, this was our worst performance, just when a win would get us on track for the season we come short again, rubbish today, its always the shit teams that **** us. Always.

Im starting to lose patience with Ireland, hate to do so because I know how good he is.

He should never ref us again, actually he should never ref again, the clearing in the woods

He wont be given £30 million plus everything from our failed squaddies.

Randy knows, thats about it.

Took his goal very well AND had a legal second ruled out!

He didnt score, I thought he was shit, hes clearly not ready.

We were pretty shit against a shit team tbh.

We have a problem that we dont close down from the front, their back 4 shared most of the ball today and we just let them.

Looked alot better when Gabby come on even if he didnt do too much, Collins was playing some great balls all game, glad he capped off a great performance with a goal.

Crucial thing is Gabby getting the minutes and a hard worked 3 points. Anything less would have been a disaster.

4-0 Young to score first, Gabby to score last.

Leaving now.

Nothing can be worser than Gabby's "Im just glad we got the three points" (after a hard fought FA cup win)

Should 100% be starting, looking forward to him ripping a few up tonight.