WEAREVILLA

Same as DDID, I was not at all happy with him 6 weeks ago but Villa are starting to play how I want them to, so my utter annoyance with DOL has been tempered somewhat.

Bluenoses are all words removed! We, however, are in the money! (relatively speaking)

**** come on!!!! I was so bored today, came on villatalk and literally ran around the house whooping!

I will move heaven and earth to get to the villa for the first game without him there.

*awaits first person to tell me to wait for it to be signed, sealed and delivered!*

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. So she decided to put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:

MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70'S),

MUST NOT BEAT ME,

MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME

AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!

ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day after her add ran in the paper, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ...you have no legs!

The old man smiled. "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"

Again the old man smiled, "I will never beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed???"

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said..."I rang the doorbell, didn't I ????"

One of the few use of technology that simply has to be used.

The new Wembley will be spectacular of that I have no doubt. Having visited the Nou Camp for the tour I must say it is awe inspiring even when empty as mentioned above. Might get to a game there this season as my mum and dad have brought a place in Spain.

Nou Camp for me too.

YES. It will be the most exciting signing for a long time. I for one am keeping everything crossed that we get him.