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Merry Christmas General and family.

Petrov and Milner world class, nice finish from Heskey.

General

Beatin Liverpool and Chelsea was fantastic but beating Utd at Old trafford is something else! Im sure Randy has Glaziers number he should call him!

great performance! was asked to leave pub with 10 to go because of bitter Coventry fans

the midfield looks frightening going forwards!

Hi General

Firstly i'd like to say the improvements made to the OS make the sit look a lot better! but would there be any chance of being able to select specific seats when buying tickets? for example i prefer a seat on an aisle(due to being quite tall) and when in the North Stand lower i prefer being towards the back of the block for a better view, obviously the box office staff have this capability and i've used it myself when working at the NEC a few years back, any chance of this happening?

General Krulak here:

1. Milfner: You raise a point that has been commented on before...but with a slightly different twist to it. The away ticket scheme is a tough one because it requires both Clubs to agree on ticket prices. I won't go into a long spiel on this issue other than to say that the last time I entered the discussion of away ticket prices it resulted in a bit of a dust up over wrestling, pigs and mud. Forgive me if I sort of duck this one as I am not sure I could handle another go around with the media.

But General we loved you even more for that!

ready for the floor (soulwax dub) - hotchip

A few times when I was younger for drugs and a trumped up drink and disorderly charge, these all happened before my son was born and im ashamed of them.

the young and the restless :?

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaall

emile heskey from likechester city

Magners moving on to the Jamaican rum shortly

James Milner would've beat Moscow on his own.

General Krulak here:

1. Randy and me...Match Day: Basically we have different routines. Randy gets to the Park about an hour before the game and spends time with the opposition owner, our own people and basically relaxes as best he can. He will spend time looking at the grounds and just chatting...a real cool customer. Having been around the Browns for so many years, he certainly has a calm attitude. That does NOT mean that he isn't ready for the game and excited by the atmosphere...he just keeps it close to his vest. During the game he watches everything intently. He knows the game, understands what is happening on the Pitch and is up and down in his seat just like any fan. He is a great competitor himself and lets his emotions show when we put one in the back of the net. He is Villa through and through so feels the same about results as any fan. My routine is quite different. I get to the Park 4 hours before game time and walk the stadium. I will hit each stand at least once and the Holte Pub and Holte Suite 2 or 3 times...I see many of you on those walk-abouts. During the game I will sit with Randy for a portion of the game and then head off to one or more of the stands to get a feel for the fans and the atmosphere and to check food kiosks, etc. Like Randy, I am a Villa fanatic so I let my emotions show when things are good or not so good. At the end of the day, Randy and I are no different than anyone else who comes to Villa Park. We want to see consistent, winning, football played with pace and skill and guts.

Great insight General very interesting.

i keep seeing big john scoring the winner.

Cheryl hands down.

I'd eat a kilo of her shit to get into her bed

Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the US forces, his shiting it in some cave in case James Milner is sent to capture him.

option A, but not a nice choice but if it comes tto the crunch and thats how it turns out i'll be happy.

Nato countries have decided on James Milner as the 1st line of defence against Asteroids, it is thought Milner will be taken to the predicted impact site where he'll volley the Asteroid back into orbit.

James Milner was getting jiggy with his girlfriend he shot his bolt and impregnated her whole family.

The Prodigy's new album 8)

yes and no, im proud of some english things but embarrassed/angry about past/present political decisions i.e the imperial past, the north of ireland, falklands iraq etc etc.

Another job cancelled, nothing in the pipeline might well have to sign on for the first time in 11yrs

My President is Black (Remix)

Bought a new stick deodorant. Instructions says 'take off top and push up bottom'

Still in casualty.......................

Jay Z - Glastonbury set