Wonkertonk

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/sport/7225975/Joleon-Lescott-says-YES-to-Rangers-move-and-will-sign-within-24-hours.html

JOLEON LESCOTT has agreed to sign for Rangers.

SunSport Online understands the 34-year-old ex-England star will sign a two-year deal in time for Saturday's clash with Motherwell.

We exclusively revealed on Tuesday that Lescott was the defender wanted by Ibrox boss Mark Warburton.

Meh..

47 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

So Lescott's will wages go to someone worthy of them. 

Good result all round I'd say,especially if we get up

 

IF he does join Rangers, there is absolutely no chance that his wages will be covered. At the very most, £15-20K could be paid but Villa would have to cover the rest, I am sure of that (of course this is solely based on the thought that Lescott is refusing to take a significant wage drop).

This is ridiculous.

That is a battering. Need the second now!

GOOOOAAAALLLLLLL!!

Huddersfield easing their way back into the game, by the sounds of things.

Just now, TheAuthority said:

I wish I could like that @Wonkertonk liked that

Noted. 

Anyone else hearing these clowns on the radio?!? Grealish is someone you would love to foul and he is a Ronaldo wannabe. 

1 minute ago, Butterfingers said:

Oh don't start the Rangers fan off again. Orange is his favourite colour.

We are the Billy Boys, after all.. Orange is the new black, anyway.

Just now, Butterfingers said:

Everything about Rangers is irrelevant and boring, so I will gladly stop (seeing as you said "please")

Penny hath dropeth, fantastic news.

God bless you

3 minutes ago, rodders0223 said:

Nobody is going to sign him. Not even Rangers...and they are giving contracts to Clint Hill, Senderos and Kranjcar ffs.

Fully stocked in the RB department, Tavernier and Hodson. So, yes I agree, no chance that Rangers would be interested. I could see him ending up at Killie or Motherwell though - Wage demands would probably kill any chance of a return to the SPL, on second thoughts.

2 minutes ago, NurembergVillan said:

We Adore The Pope.

I think perhaps you've been forced into adoring the Pope, along with many, many other unsavoury acts to "please" those associated with that corrupt and disgusting pit. 

NOW, THERE IS YOUR BITE!! ARRGGHHH..

I'm sorry, please don't ban me.

3 minutes ago, HeyAnty said:

But they are fans of the club formally known as Rangers and are abusing the Villa saviour. 

Nice bait, no bite. Sorry.

28 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

I like my version more. 

I remember these idiots. They came down from Mordor when they reached the UEFA Cup Final and massed in the centre of Manchester with their red hand flags like the orcs they are. 

As this is indeed an Aston Villa forum, we will agree to disagree and move on from any potential Rangers discussions.

Jedinak tomorrow after another home win sounds great!

38 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said:

Does WATP stand for What A Total Prick?

We are the people. Rangers.

12 minutes ago, sidcow said:

The nickname my wife uses is getthatthingawayfrommenow. Bless her cotton socks. 

That's a mouthful..

It's the nickname that my wife uses for my Penis. True story, no lolz.

10 minutes ago, Mjvilla said:

Well done YOU!!

Thanks bae x 

18 hours ago, Wonkertonk said:

Don't know who the player is, or if the account is reliable, but here is another little rumour.

 

 

ACTUALLY I mentioned him yesterday! 

1 minute ago, AntrimBlack said:

He is just like Ayew then. 

Ayew seems to look like he is rather hard done by. Also, he walks like he has soiled himself (maybe that's why he has that constant scowl).

1 minute ago, KSV said:

Were are the rumours that we have agreed personal terms with Diawara coming from?

Not the Jedinak thread, that's for sure.

1 minute ago, The Moustache of Teale said:

This is serious. I've just checked his profile and his location is "on a bridge".

Could be in a tunnel, though.. Don't rule that out!

I like him because he appears to be absolutely furious, at all times.