Wonkertonk

Just now, Villan_of_oz said:

Lettuce in on the joke, I dont get it?

Something about Cos.

1 minute ago, Jareth said:

Jedi - but couldn't weave a lettuce pun into that response so feel like I've let everyone down. 

The one on your previous post was more than enough, nicely played.

Eww.. Eww.. I've got one.. Lettuce leave it there!

Just now, Jareth said:

Some real little gems

Who's your favourite? My favourite is probably McCormack. I think he will get even better when his match sharpness improves, he doesn't look fully fit to me, just yet.

Just now, Gary Thomas said:

Anyway, it's been a good transfer window don't you think.

I am really enjoying it, we've made some lovely signings. 

Just now, Mjvilla said:

Cos lettuce tends to go well in a salad. Want to debate that?

Hmm.. So, you're the one that I have been waiting for.

Just now, sidcowans21 said:

cos you don't want the guy, it's not true, lol, ok mate........

I won't enter into debate with an individual who starts a sentence with "cos".

All the best.

Just now, Mat Kendrick's Dentist said:

You're spouting absolute wonkertonk.

Well.. At least I'm not a loser. 

Sorry.

Just now, sidcowans21 said:

The guy that tweeted it works for Lens?

Trust me Sid, I would not tell you lies. 

Abdoul Ba thing is a complete wind up.

This is a fail of almighty proportions. You've really upset me, southerners are rank.

Jokes (not the fail bit - You really did bad there). Trolololololol.

2 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

He touched me in the night time.

Do you call your bum hole "the night time" because it's really dark and that?

1 hour ago, TRO said:

You should be a politician/ diplomat

Oh, thank you! It's definitely something I will consider in the future. However, I'm very settled working at the Zoo, for now. It would be such a shame to leave the Sealions after we've developed such a close understanding.

58 minutes ago, Michael118 said:

Agbonlahor is a better striker than Hernandez.

I like you because you are different.

Just now, DCJonah said:

Maybe it's no dead after all. 

Aye, it's no deed.

1 minute ago, pintpotvilla said:

I would sell Ayew if we could,he is obvously not happy, see Grealishs goal and his non

celebration. We have to have everyone singing off the same sheetto get out of this league

Its the most important factor

Ah, the old sheetto.. Good times. I hear ya, my man! 

8 minutes ago, villarule123 said:

I reckon it's Falcao.

Do you? That's **** up man..

Adomah and Kodija, my money would be on, as our final 2 signings. 

Just now, rodders0223 said:

Ayew is shit isn't he?

No. He definitely thinks that he is far better than he actually is, however.

Just now, Genie said:

Very plausible. or he (his agent) think that we're desperate to get rid and can get some money in his pocket from Villa to leave too...

I think Dr. Tony confirmed that they would cover part of his remaining year, anyway.

BBC Scotland starting to latch onto the failed medical talk too, now.

Take with a giant pinch of salt but word is from the Rangers side of things, is that he had the medical but problems were encountered with his knees. As a result, the contact offer was reduced to one year or pay as you play type of offer. Mr. Lescott declined such offers!

Does seem strange he would hold talks with Warbs, agree to the deal, to then travel up and decide he wasn't interested..

9 minutes ago, rodders0223 said:

Two years...with his legs? Good luck with that one.

Once again, you are judging Lescott's ability and fitness based on the Premier League/Championship. This is not relevant in the SPL. Davie Weir played until his early 40's, Kolo Toure has just joined Celtic at the age of 35. I can't stress enough the gap in quality, it is huge. Average League 1 players have joined Rangers in the last 18 months and been stand out performers, really superb.

The reality is that Rangers and Celtic dominate games so much, the opposition do not really mount that many attacks per game. Toure and Lescott's of this world are not going to be run ragged in the SPL and IF they are for some reason, then they will be more than capable of dealing with the quality of striker they come up against.

1 minute ago, TheStagMan said:

Ermmmmm - are we sure that they signed Lescott?

I think it is important to remember the pond in which SPL teams fish in..

Just now, GENTLEMAN said:

Nice one, but ewwww the sun

Tad more reliable with Rangers news in Scotland than here in England.