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@andyyax @philmcnulty to be the best you have to be infinitesimally better than the second best. Ten other players clearly counteracts this

@apple_bonkers ha, yep, it looks even more insightful now though. Will have to just accept taking out Gomez, Wilson and Chadli for -4.

@JoeDrinkhall @AVFCOfficial @JackGrealish1 what a weird thing to say. He's got his whole career minus about two years under diff. managers

@K_Khatib93 not on TV though. I always go for a TV captain!

Aguero managed 3 goals and 4 assists in about 100 minutes for Argentina. Not bad.

Alex and Tom from Pointless. I'm not saying anything: http://t.co/qoo52zMm6h

BBC don't like Villa: https://t.co/hX3IRnXNSe

Charlton 46, Rooney, Lineker, Greaves 44 if you take away penalties. Anything to stop Wayne being top.

De Gea to Krul another masterstroke. Hobbling over 100 points right now...

Destroyed all the hard work from the first two games. Well done, Lambert.

Disappointed to see the same Villa team. Too easy for Weimann and Agbonlahor to stay in. At least we should see Grealish's home debut later.

Female Jedwards on X-Factor. Only watching it for the rubbish ones, just wish they weren't annoying as well.

Good England debut for Delph, and seeing comments on Twitter like 'Delph is shite, and I've never heard of Stones or Colback' are amazing.

Good read of strange shirt numbers: http://t.co/dDAkGEUFL0

Hate the word 'banter'. Turning on Soccer AM was a mistake.

Holtby going to Hamburg. Heavily linked to Villa, would have been a good signing for us.

Kevin and Perry Go Large is an absolute classic.

Michael Dawson straight into the starting XI for the Villa game, then. Up against Gabby. You'd think this is good but he doesn't run anymore

My predicted line up for today: Guzan; Hutton Senderos Vlaar Richardson; Sanchez; Westwood Delph; N'Zogbia Agbonlahor Grealish.

Norwell you absolute tosser.

People thinking they're being witty by saying 'snakes on a plane' when Sterling's post and caption was the joke...

RT @paddypower: Gabby Agbonlahor – more cards than goals. The perfect Ordinary Allstar. #AVFC #PaddyAllstars https://t.co/OIUoYf1pKV

Simeone gets an 8 game ban, comprising of 4 different events. In what is essentially a pre-season game. Nutjob.

Supporting the attractive farmer here. She's my favourite already.

Surprised the Vlaar deal to Utd never went through. Cheap, PL experience, van Gaal, Villa so poor, Utd needing defenders. Ah well...!!!