Delaney

Diving ****.

**** A DUCK IN THE HOLE

Well done Ash, trying to stay on his feet. And then a penalty. See where honesty gets you Ash?

Loudest away fans ever?

fook... this is going to be one nail biting half

Big time. The clock appears to have slowed right down...

My mobiles going mad, nothing but abuse from them hubcap stealing ****. Absoutely loving this!!!

I had a feeling we were gonna get absolutely slaughtered tonight, but last night, I had a dream, within a dream. And in that dream we actually won 1 - 2. High hopes now

I'll tell you where I am... :winkold:

Toss up between Peter and Duncan. Peter is quite down to earth but I think Duncan just wins, he has some funny oul moments.

4-0 also. Can't help but be negative about this game. If we put on a performance like the Wigan game, we will get **** mauled.

--Friedel--

--Beye--Cuellar--Clark--Ballbag--

--NRC--Petrov--

--Milner--Delph--Young--

--Carew/Gabby--

Don't let that useless **** of a man Ivanhoe anywhere near the team.

Dev does the countdown theme

Now my favourite youboob vid

Terrible show. If any good is to come of this, hopefully it's that MON will realise what a shower of shite he's got playing, and get them replaced urgently.

melted rubber welly boot face

What's Harry got to do with it?

Some idiot quoted me earlier when i said Milner cant cross for toffee.

Yet thi sgame backs it up and against Wigan.

Yep, that was me. I said you're tedious, I still think you are and I still think Milner can cross.

And your a complete prat how many times did we say last season Milner can never get past 1st man !

What did he do against Wigan and tonight ? A: NOTHING

Seriously am I the only one witnessing this guys posts?

He's been on the wind up all summer mate, best just ignoring him. School starts back soon anyway

Wel done Brad, **** defence are having a Zat Knightmare, and he'snot even there anymore.

Ha, wee Ash holding off four of them, rocket polishers.

C'com, top left corner please...

Well played by Ashley, showing glimpses of his genius once more.

C'mon Gabby, play for your place.

Can someone please explain the offside rule to Heskey.

Can someone please explain football to Heskey.

I've got beaver on one screen and villa on another. Quality.

Just make sure you're looking at the right one when you jizz in your sock, or you'll be scarred with Emiles face :winkold:

Is it just me or is VT painfully slow this evening?

Same with me mate. Took me 4 minutes just to get the reply screen up!

Shorey owes us a good game.

I dont know whether this has been discussed elsewhere but as i cant see it i think its an important issue that needs to be discussed.

Currently Mr Petrov is our captain but for me he is not the Leading type and never will be again i think its to do with MON's favouritism for certain players.

If i was to vote anyone to captain the team it would probably be Heskey as much as i dont like him but he would be a more determined figure and a better leader.

or even Fridel if i had a second choice.

Discuss

I swear you are on a different **** planet at times. Petrov our player of the season last year, our most experienced outfield player, former captain of his country, suffering from a shoulder issue, not match fit, gets paired with a 19 year old in midfield who has had no Premiership experience because the manager is insane and we lose 1 game. Suddenly you feel he shows no leadership?

I would not be surprised if you have been winding this entire forum up all summer long.

This. All day long.

Also. This.

Biffy Clyro - a collection of their B sides.

Current tune is the fantastically named ...And with the scissorkick is victorious.

Observe and Report - Starring Seth Rogan

Out in DVD in the States, didn't even come out in the cinema. It's just hilarious, I would have that fat bears babies.