whitelight66

Nobody bothered about this match then? Not much pre match discussion going on at all!! 4 pages??

i think its nerves due to our previous inabilities to beat really bad teams. But should pick up after the first 5 minutes of us playing well...much like the story of VTs season.

Soccer Saturday coming up with some interesting thoughts....can't remember too many times when pundits have discussed our tactics and formation as in depth. Gotta play 4-5-1 still if recovering alcoholics and cocky scots are to be believed. I would just do nearest like for like with NCR so i guess it would be bringing in gardner or even get Warnock in the role?

James Milner has a re-sealable lid and therefore no expiry date

Once a foolhardy left back tried taking a razor to Milner. Sadly for the footballing assailant our James bled only Bovril, and after downing a loaf of Hovis he went on to fashion a flat cap of pain out of discarded WW1 anti-personnel mines. The poor Gillingham bastard has never been seen again...

Every day a team of northern midgets scale James Milner to mine his precious coal reserves. The coal formed from Bovril stains in his teeth, hair and flat cap laid down in the 19th Century, and has been powering Scunthorpe for 76 years...

Is it true he washes his own kit with a mangle?And listens to vera lynn before games?

breaking up the monotony of refreshing 606 on deadline day!

Signing for villa wasn't as straightforward as first thought as young Jimmy was also pondering a west end contract to star in the stage production of 'There's Only One Jimmy Grimble'

Born in Laaaandon, watched me first football game at White Hart Lane aged 6 against a certain Aston Villa, moved to Solihull at 8, back to London for Uni. Dad supports Fulham, rest of family are gunners. Always felt Villa pulsed through me veins though...

It's called terrace culture, and irrelevant songs were sung as regular as clockwork at every ground in the country, before Sky invented 'footie'..and grounds were made all seater.

Remember Football used to be about working class lads going down the match on a Saturday and enjoying themselves, hence some of the irrelevant songs.

I'd rather sing irrelevant songs than some of the efforts posted on this thread.

I wish people would get it in to their head that you can't re-create lyrics to a pop song and call it an anthem.

Totally agree. All good efforts, but waaaay too complicated to ever take off.

To the tune of " 10 green bottles "

There is a one poor barry, sitting on the bench

One poor barry, sitting on the bench,

And the poor litle barry, has lost his England place,

There is one poor barry, sitting on the bench...

This one tho, this one could work...