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to the tune of the verse bit of robin hoods oo-dee-lally by rodger miller:

richard dunne and jimmy collins

running villa's defense

winning every ball

every time that they play

richard dunne and jimmy collins

scoring every corner

never seen a better pair

in all of our days

yippeeii yippeeii

yippeeii oooooo

yippeeii yippeeii

yippeeii eeeeeh

oh de lally oh de lally

oh de lally oooooo

oh de lally oh de lally

golly what a day

to the tune of the

jimmy milner oh jimmy milner he's down the wing tonight

jimmy milner oh jimmy milner on the left and on the right

jimmmyyyyyyyyy jimmy milner he's running down the wing

jimmmyyyyyyyyy jimmy milner so lets all start to sing

I recon its going to be a 3 - 1 win but im really looking forward to watching delph again (if he starts) as I ve never been so impressed by a youngster debut for the club before! come on!

sorry if its come up but does anyone watch autotune the news?

yeah its come up before but the third one hasnt been up here still prefer the second one they did

i cant believe BNP have got a bloody seat gutted morons! just watching that bastard griffin on the bbc try and talk his way out of his racist views prick

well I'm a mixture of A, B and C but it depends where you holiday really, wouldnt catch me wearing shorts on a skiing holiday then again you wouldn't catch me on a skiing holiday

has this just turned into the sickipedia thread?

i was going to vote socialist labour however dont agree with their stance on europe so I voted lib dem

I thought the scummers were broke?

Yeah that's probably 'the snag' :-)

They want to pay with a job lot of dildo's and some crotchless panties !

dont forget the edible undies

i'll be sat in a pub in kidderminster surrounded by a ton of lads who've never been further than stoke in their lives, whilst i'll be sat in my retro barca shirt hopefully giving them stick

iniesta is the key IMO, if he's actually fit and plays well then barca will win, if he's not then they wont

which pub in kiddy do you go in?

^^^ that was terrible but very funny!

I'm darn sure monster munch and onion rings are crisps too, despite names that would suggest otherwise.

Well, technically they are corn snacks, but still subject to vat as they are made from swelling cereals.

Doritos on the other hand, are VAT free as they're made from non-swelling corn.

Ive just also found out that mini cheddars, wheat crunchies and twiglets are also excempt from VAT

I thought jaffa cakes were infact biscuits as though go softer when stale, i presumed it was like this a cake when stale goes from soft to hard, a biscuit when stale goes from hard to soft

You obviously haven't eaten stale jaffa cakes lately; they go hard.

Jaffa cakes and Pringles do share one property, which is that "Once you pop you can't stop". In both cases, once I open the packet I HAVE to eat the lot in one go.

I'm pretty sure that (in Pringles at least) this is due to the massive amount of MSG in them. One of our cats loves them as well - he usually begs quite politely, but with Pringles he loses all control and will try and snatch them out of your hand before they get to your mouth.

ha do they? i havent had a jaffa cake in years oops ok right then jaffa cakes are indeed a cake

hmm i must try this giving pringles to an animal to see the results it sounds like fun

I thought jaffa cakes were infact biscuits as though go softer when stale, i presumed it was like this a cake when stale goes from soft to hard, a biscuit when stale goes from hard to soft

Well those damn tax dodgers down at the pringle factory have been claiming that pringles are infact biscuits not crisps therefore being exempt from VAT however a court ruling has found that they believe it is infact a crisp therefore forcing them to cough up. What do you recon?

story here

Pringles lose Appeal Court case

Procter & Gamble will be forced to pay tens of millions of pounds in VAT after losing a legal battle with the taxman over its Pringles snack.

The Court of Appeal ruled in favour of the Revenue, which has long maintained that Pringles constitute a potato snack and are, therefore, liable for VAT.

A High Court judge ruled last summer that the snack was exempt from the tax.

Foods are usually exempt from VAT, but one of the few exceptions is the humble potato crisp.

'Reasonable view'

A High Court judge ruled last July that Pringles' packaging, "unnatural shape" and the fact that the potato content is less than 50% meant the snack was exempt from VAT.

The Appeal Court judges disagreed.

"There is more than enough potato content for it to be a reasonable view that it is made from potato," said Lord Justice Jacob.

Potatoes make up 42% of the Pringles' ingredients.

He added that the lawyer acting for the Revenue advised him the VAT due on the sale of Pringles was "as much as £100m of tax for the past and about £20m a year for the future."

But a spokesperson for Procter & Gamble said the company had been paying VAT on the snack pending the appeal process, and so was not liable for any back taxes.

Unnatural

While praising the "simplicity and common sense" of the judges, Toby O'Reilly, director in indirect tax at Ernst & Young, said an opportunity had been missed to provide "coherent guidance" on which snacks are, and which are not, subject to VAT.

At last year's High Court hearing, Procter & Gamble insisted that their best-selling product was not similar to potato crisps, because of their "mouth melt" taste, "uniform colour" and "regular shape" which "is not found in nature".

It also argued that potato crisps - unlike Pringles - did not contain non-potato flours, and were not packaged in tubes.

Pringles are more like a cake or a biscuit, it claimed, because they are manufactured from dough.

right then bear with me on this one and make any changes as this is just off the top of my head for Mr Petrov

To the tune of My Way

And our, player of the year

For the claret and blue, he is Bulgarian

He’ll shoot, get that ball clear

Dominate midfield, that much were certain

And once from the halfway line

He put it in, it was unheard of

And more much more than this

Stiliyan peeeeeetrrooooov

That's a very good song, You'd have to speed the tune up slightly when you sing it though compared to the original imo.

ha cheers well Ive had a very unproductive day of filling in applications forms and ive just uploaded to youtube a quick rendition of this chant warning its poorly sung n played but you get the jist so be nice ha

No not a chance!!!

right then bear with me on this one and make any changes as this is just off the top of my head for Mr Petrov

To the tune of My Way

And our, player of the year

For the claret and blue, he is Bulgarian

He’ll shoot, get that ball clear

Dominate midfield, that much were certain

And once from the halfway line

He put it in, it was unheard of

And more much more than this

Stiliyan peeeeeetrrooooov

Bears are solid and a T-rex can't play the piano.

I think Marc Bolan could bang out a few chords.

And just like George of the Jungle, he should have watched out for that tree!

this deserves to be in the joke thread ha

I made one a little while back for petrov short but sweet to the tune of boney m: rivers of babylon

oh stiliyan pe-t-rov he's our midfield man

oh stiliyan pe-t-rov is bulgarian

I don't know how to do the text link thing, but hopefully this is not a I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before!. Slap Chop Guy+Autotune=

woo i finally get say it I say old bean, I think we've seen this somewhere before! by me near the top of page 51 but it is awesome

After all the grief Jade Goody has been through I thought it was perticularly harsh for Michael Ballack to chase her for 40 yards after not recieving a penalty

I just watched a load of youtube videos of the 5 - 1 to remind me that them coming up isn't such a bad thing!

I might even go to the Sty for the first time next season...

Absolute shithole that it is you can't beat a Villa win at the sty. The last time I was there kevin phillips (spit) got the winner. Priceless.

was a good day tho wasnt it didnt think that my old man chant was ever going to end

people messing around with that auto tune thing