WHERES_MY_NOBBY_GONE

Nov 83.

Boywer would have ripped him apart if was it barry hadnt have got there first. Although i think shearer or souness may have just downed the two of them , that would have sorted it.

i quite liked di canio but i've really got to go for gazza.

You could all chuck a few quid in and hire an assasin.

our sack the board protest in the 80's started with years of chanting and organised protests which clearly didn't work. The only way to do it is not to turn up, clearly season tickets have already been bought so the club won't loose out money wise , but its the best way to make a point.

It worked at newcastle around 89 the chairman quit after he wasn't making the money he'd planned on making from the stands. sir john hall came in the rest is history.

Fair enough the team won't have the support in the short term but is that sacrifice worth it for the long term.

It just means you've got to put up with the "where were you when you were sh*t" chants.

Auf Wiedersehen Pet for me and theres two xmas specials coming up.

MAJOR EARTHQUAKE HITS SUNDERLAND

A major earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Sunderland in

the early hours of Monday.

Epicentre: Hylton, Sunderland.

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly muttering "fockin Mentill",

"innit" and "cont".

The earthquake decimated the area causing approximately £30.00 worth of

damage.

Several priceless collections of mementoes from the Balearics and

Spanish

Costas were damaged beyond repair.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were

woken well before their Giro arrived.

Wearside news reported that hundreds of residents were confused and

bewildered, still trying to come to terms with the fact that something

interesting had happened in the area.

One resident - Tracey Sharon Smith, a 15 year old mother of 5 said, "It

was such a shock. My little Chardonnay Mercedes came running into my

bedroom

crying. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Megan-Storm slept through it

all. I was still shaking when I was watching Kilroy the next morning."

Apparently though, looting, muggings and car crime did carry on as

normal.

The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Sunny

Delight to the area to help the stricken locals.

Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found

large quantities of personal belongings, which include benefit books,

jewellery

from Elizabeth Duke at Argos and Bone China from Poundland.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those

unfortunate to be caught up in the disaster.

Clothing is most sought after, the most needed items include; Fila or

Burberry Baseball caps, Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) Shell Suits

(female), white sport socks, Rockport Boots and any other items usually

sold in Primark.

Food parcels may be harder to come by but are needed all the same.

Urgent foodstuffs include; Microwave meals and Pot Noodles, tins of

baked

beans (Netto only as the tomato sauce on Heinz is too rich for the

locals' digestive system). Ice cream, cans of Colt 45 and Special Brew.

22p buys a biro for filling in compensation claims form. £2.00 buys

chips, crisps and blue fizzy pop for a family of 9. £5.00 will pay for a

packet

of Benson & Hedges and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.

Please do not send tents for shelter, as the sight of posh housing is

unfair on the population of neighbouring areas of Pennywell and Ford

Estate.