Emmab

Just asked my daughter's opinion on him. She reckons he's the poor man's Ashley Young. Now I'm even more depressed with the situation.

yeah but she's a woman, what does she know about football

No need for that comment really !!

Aston Villa have taken court action against Rafa Benitez following a series of desperate attempts by the former Liverpool boss to find a new job. Rafa, who still lives in the UK, has been unemployed since being sacked by Inter Milan in December.

An insider at Villa has stated that Rafa has been hounding Randy Lerner, the Villa Chairman, with phone calls, texts, tweets and even personal visits. "He is constantly ringing up begging for a job, he even offered to slice the half time oranges if we gave him a tracksuit with his initials on it." It was only when Benitez turned up at Mr Lerners home address that it was decided he had gone too far.

"He turned up in the middle of the night wearing nothing but a sandwich board with the words, "Will work for food" scrawled on it and a crudely cut out replica of the European Cup he won with Liverpool in 2005." It is believed this event was the final straw for Mr Lerner and after the local police lead Benitez away he called his solicitor to instigate legal proceedings.

Rafa was not available for comment but he has been seen in numerous parks around the country offering to coach groups of kids having a kick around.

lol - quality :-)

Yesterday I walked from the staff car park to work with a rabid nose. I never mentioned the R word or even football once (on purpose)

When we got into work he turned to me and said "You bastard I kept expecting you to gloat and you didn't and that made it 10 times worse"

Nice to know you can wind em up without even saying anything

Love this

All the noses are still avoiding me at work ! If it had been the other way around they would have all been round gloating !

I am going to start calling Blues fans magicians. They are great at making themselves disappear

LOL

Yesterday I walked from the staff car park to work with a rabid nose. I never mentioned the R word or even football once (on purpose)

When we got into work he turned to me and said "You bastard I kept expecting you to gloat and you didn't and that made it 10 times worse"

Nice to know you can wind em up without even saying anything

Love this

All the noses are still avoiding me at work ! If it had been the other way around they would have all been round gloating !

Miss Birmingham City 2011

I commented on this picture earlier lol

I have made the youtube video my ringtone. Been having fun at work standing next to noses and getting my phone to ring !!

Now there's an idea !

I'm in this one lol - quality

As for the actual story - I think Birmingham City Council should have given them their bus parade. They could have had the players on the top of the bus and the fans downstairs...