Hurdy

as night follows day we will concede again

Heskey.

He's key.

Obviously.

David Moyes from 33/1 to Evens......

More than silly twittering - that's serious money.

I used to love browsing Reddington's Rare Records...

rjw63

SPL/Celtic is his level.

Ok - here's one a true story which happened to me last week, whilst out driving I ran over a hare. I could see in the rear view mirror that it was still moving so I got out to have a look and discovered that both its back legs were broken. I decided that a decent thing to do would be to put it out of its misery quickly by hitting it over the head with a rock. I was about to give the fatal blow when a police car happened on the scene and I was accosted by a PC telling me what I was doing was illegal in my parish as hares were a protected species. He told me to bring the hare to the boot of the police car where upon another officer produced a can of spray and sprayed its back legs. Within seconds the hare gained a new lease of life and ran off seemingly unharmed. When I asked what was in the can the second officer told me it was just hair restorer.

Go.

Now.

I can see why he bought Sidwell off, in terms of he works extremely hard and is fairly experienced, but not sure if he does anything more than what Reo-Coker can do?

Burp!

Blackburn one shot so far. Off target.

Tempting fate, mate...

Pink..

...And 'No' is the answer.

My Girlfriend came up to me yesterday and told me she was pregnant. So I punched her as hard as I could in the stomach and said "Not anymore, bitch"

You must be twelve and so can be forgiven.

Used to be Villains in the Sixties and Seventies when we had the cartoon character in the Argus that looked like a Bonfire Night character.

Maybe someone can google or copy a piccie of him.