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  1. Ripping off Jesus Christ super star (like has been stated above that the mancs did for Berbatov) would be ideal for Stan.

    Stil-yian, Pet-rov,

    He came to the Villa from up above.

    Stil-yian, Pet-rov,

    He was shit to start now we can't get enough.

    Followed by:

    Aston Villa's Stilyian Petrov

    Aston Villa's Stilyian Petrov

    Aston Villa's Stilyian Petrov

    Aston Villa's Stilyian Petrov

    How does that actually go? Typing Jesus Christ Superstar into Youtube and it brings a right load of shit up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ

    thats it starts at 1 min 42 or so

    united used to sing it for david may "david may, superstar, got more mdeals than shearer"

    real song is "jesus christ, superstar, who do you really think you are?"

  2. you'll be eaten by the lions!!! if hull fans sing 'mauled by the tigers' *credit to PompeyVillian*

    Thats the gayest chant in the lead, I pray to McGrath no one sings that!

    when i was young i had a dream

    to watch the greatest football team

    and here i am the dream is real

    with randy learner & matin o'neill!

    that is absolute class

  3. What we got the Jaw-deez on the last day?

    Cheer up Alan Shearer,

    Oh what can it mean,

    To a sad Geordie bastard,

    And a shit football team.

    Seems to have been doing the rounds recently in their games against Stoke and Spurzz.

    No doubt "Down with the Baggies".

    "Going down my lord"

    and "Geordie scum my lord"

    "We'll meet again"

    Any original ones though?

  4. I've gotta say redscouse's new Gerrard song impressed me on Sunday.

    It's class.

    It's to the whistle song in the animated version of Robin Hood.

    Martin Laursen is our captain

    He's the rock in our defence

    He's 6 foot 4, he's got blonde hair

    We think he is immense

    deh deh deh deh deh deh deh....

    Really like that, but I think the "we think he is immense" line isn't the best, doesn't fit proper either...

    How about:

    Martin Laursen is our captain,

    Martin Laursen is immense,

    Martin Laursen plays for Aston Villa,

    Centre of defence!

  5. one about O'neil, and some that i hadnt heard in the holte - roll along aston villa, erm ill have a think in the moring when i got a clear head

    quite interested to hear the O'Neill one?

    Roll along one is:

    Does anyknow the rest of this song, i cant remember if theres anymore

    roll along aston villa, roll along

    to the top of the table where you belong

    Roll along Aston Villa roll along

    To the top of the league where we belong

    There'll be cups and trophies too, for the boys in claret and blue

    Roll along Aston Villa roll along

    Followed by:

    roll along shitty city, roll along,

    to the bottom of the league where you belong,

    therell be cups and saucers too, for the shit in royal blue,

    roll along shitty city, roll along

    We need one for Milner:

    He is good, he is great,

    James Milner our number 8,

    He can cross, he can shoot,

    You're not fit to lace his boots.

    Or the:

    Na na na na na na, James Milner, James Milner, Jaaaames Milner

    that was proposed for Ashley Young.

  6. We sing it too "Chim chimmeny, chim chimmeny, chim chim cheroo, we are those bastards in claret and blue, we like to drink, and we like to fight, we hate those bastards in blue and white"

    Although not often.

    A decent simple one for Jimbo is the old cascarino/dublin song:

    "Jimmy, Jimmy Milner,

    Jimmy Milner on the wing"

  7. Does anyknow the rest of this song, i cant remember if theres anymore

    roll along aston villa, roll along

    to the top of the table where you belong

    Roll along Aston Villa roll along

    To the top of the league where we belong

    There'll be cups and trophies too, for the boys in claret and blue

    Roll along Aston Villa roll along

    Followed by:

    roll along shitty city, roll along,

    to the bottom of the league where you belong,

    therell be cups and saucers too, for the shit in royal blue,

    roll along shitty city, roll along

  8. He came to Villa to score some goal, Marlon, Marlon.

    He came to Villa to fill a hole, Marlon, Marlon.

    He's got no neck he looks a tit,

    We thought he'd be good but really he's shit,

    Marlon Harewood, Villa's number 9

    Got a feeling that may not catch on :lol:

    I've been thinking of one for Petrov to the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman', but could only do the first half:

    His name is Stiliyan Petrov, He came from Celtic Park,

    And if you pass it to him, he'll score from forty yards.

    Any takers to finish it up?

    O'Neill brought him with him, a sign of things to come,

    And Petrov loves the Villa and he **** hates the scum.

    The version of Ash's song i've always heard and sung myself is:

    'Whos that winger flying down the left and right?

    Is it Shaun Wright Phillips? No he's **** shite

    It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em

    It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite'

    Either way i agree we need to get it going saturday, if it gets going in the Fernhurst it will catch on

    Aye, first league game since he's back, hopefully itll catch on.

    Anything will do aslong as it isnt that yanighted rip off song!

  9. At blackburn we need to get going, proper:

    Who's that flying down the left and riiiight,

    Is it Shaun Wright Phillips no he's **** shiiiite,

    Oh it isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em,

    Ashley Young is **** dynamiiiiiite,

    We've got Davies at the back,

    We've got Davies at the back,

    Oh we've got Davies, we've got Davies,

    We've got Davies at the back.

    Davies one is simple, should catch on relatively easy and better than that **** theres only onnnnne dross.

  10. Played for the shite could be brought in

    Or perhaps even:

    "He Played for the shite,

    He shits on Dwight"

    Either way England and the noses used to sing it so I'm sure he takes it in good heart.

    His name is being sung loud and proud. I'm sure it doesn't bother him too much.

    I bet it annoys Ashley Young more who still doesn't have a proper song!

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