World_Domination

I wish people would get it in to their head that you can't re-create lyrics to a pop song and call it an anthem.

Do you mean like these ?

For Me And My Gal

My Old Man (Said Follow the Van)

The Wild Rover

Ghost Riders In The Sky

Amazing Grace

Hi Ho Silver Lining

She Wore A Yellow Ribbon

Go West

Oops Upside Your Head

Papa's Got a Brand New Pigbag.

We're the Holte End We're the the Holte End,

We meet on a Saturday,

We're the Holte End We're the Holte End,

We come to see the Villa play.

Bigger rocket polisher than Ronaldo............Your a bigger rocket polisher than Ronaldo

So who's that word removed there

I wonder what went wrong

So that he choose too not compete

He don't play major matches

I doubt he even makes team sheets

His club just arnt legitimate

And what a scummy man

He'll play for half an hour

He'll play left back if he can

Can see it in his eyes

That he's never been a fan

To be happy on benches

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For England, he did well once or twice

So Gerrard bent over and pulled down his red tights

He got infected when they **** with him that night

He's a scumbag, dont you know

Said he's a scumbag now we know!

If a young English player signed for the Villa after not making at Arsenal ( lets sat Hoyte ), he has 3 brilliant seasons for us winning both players player and fans player of the year.

Then with a year left on his contract he refused to sign an extension. The following year he leaves on a free to join Chelsea's reserve team.

Would the thread discussing his character be more or less favorable than Barrys ?

I'm going RF

They show us and remind us of what we are fighting for. They are there to opitumise what we hold dear.

For thier subjects to gain strenght through there conduct and lead by example. A symbol of a people's civilisation and history.

A monacy can lift and unite a people. In this mixed melting pot society with possible recession looming, a figure of dignity and principle for people to look up to seems needed more than ever.

The problem with it is that the biological "next in line" arnt always up to it. In the past many children would of been had with different wives untill a suitible child was concived, the next in line should only be named by the predecessor not spawned.

" I cant believe he's with her"

"she only with him for the money"

" I heard she's got her friend to chat him up so she can finish it"

Speculation threads are no better than gas bag women at work talking about who was seen with who at the weekend

Normal threads can take days or weeks to come to a satisfactiry conclusition, where as a poll can do it far quicker and more efficiently.

I still find polls in tents.

I'd rather be a nail, than a screw.

The captive Austrian daughters diary has been released,

Monday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Tuesday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Wednesday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Thursday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Friday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Saturday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad

Sunday - My Dad took me to watch Birmingham City away at Aston Villa, wish I'd of stayed in.

Also, I know he's already got a popular song, but what about changing the words of "livin la vida loca" to "nigel reo-coker". Ah wel, its an idea.

Was thinking to the tune of "Message in a bottle"

He'll send your players on to a Ward

I hope that Nigel gets you

I hope that Nigel gets you

Ni--gel ReoooCoker

Ni--gel ReoooCoker,

Ohhh Stanny Stanny

Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Collymore

Ohhh Stanny Stanny

Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Pe----trov

Ohhh Barry Barry

Gareth Barry take us on a euro tour

Sign on, sign on, to the bench, in Anfield

And you'll never play again, you'll never play again.

And you'll never play for England,

You'll never play again.

Sign on, sign on

He said he stopped watching "as it was like a pre season friendly against a local team, every time we wanted the ball they just gave it back to us" He is a bit weird plays far to many computer games.

I'll go 1 - 2 for me, thought its very close, there team at least had a go that time, and there fans even sung there one song a couple of times when it was 1 - 1. Then the unleashing of the raw happiness at the end, the 5 - 1, I saw coming .

was asking people the other day which they prefered,

The 5-1 destruction, like picking wings off a helpless fly. I know Villa fans who said they had to stop watching the TV/Pc as it was getting to embarrasing. Saw sha fans after who were white as ghosts and said how jealous they were.

Or

The 1 - 2 last minute Gabby winner at there place and the rage it caused after.

Was going to have a pole for it, but poles are to intense

A man walks into a petrol station and says

"Can I please have a kitkat chunky".

The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.

"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"

The "you fat bitch" ruins that joke. You shouldnt need to include a qualifier so that stupid people get the punchline.

but I'd never dare call someone I dont know ( and proberly anyone I do know )

"a fat bitch" ...so it has shock value as well as being a clever play on words. could depend on the person your telling it to I guess.

Women dont want to hear mens' opinions, they want to hear their own opinions but in a deeper voice.

What's the population of Austria?

About twice as many as you'd think

I was in Ireland when they got arrested, overhearing foreign people talking about how much of a shit club they are was brilliant.

The band formerly known as the The High Numbers for me, I thought they'd be winning it by miles and miles.

After the fanatsy football win, my bro got a ps3, tag = BigHairyNut

both playing GTA at the mo,

But you can't be any geek off the street,

gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!

Carew's still on fire,

You cant start a fire without a spark

Ashley Young provider

scoring goals at Villa park

the boss

The Boss - Dancing in the Dark,

What have LEEDS and DERBY got in common?

Neither deserve to get 15 points

lovin LukeMoore having a red card