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Noah

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  1. my first blowie?! Is this a man thing?

    Oh yes, that really is a man thing :mrgreen: :nod:

    I'm sure there are parts of the Far East where it could be classed as 'woman' thing too... :winkold:

  2. I dreamt last night I was back in Australia at my cousins house sat outside having a BBQ, drinking a beer and smoking a cig. Needless to say when I woke up to the reality of foggy dark depressing England it set me up for a particularly unhappy day.

  3. My missus' brother's mate shagged Danyl from this years X Factor "back in the day when he was a slag" :lol:

    I once got letter of the week in Melody Maker for a story (all true) about how S Club Seven nearly killed me. I titled it 'Why Pop Music Is Bad For Your Health'.

    I sat in the row behind Steve Staunton on a VERY early morning flight from Birmingham to Dublin. I don't know who had the redder 'booze' face, me or him.... Have met him since then though, top bloke!

    Got drunk with Merson in Oneills in Sutton and he started punching holes in the roof where it was quite low haha.

  4. Going up the Jermaine Market tonight for a couple and then driving down to Oxford tomorrow morning for my brothers stag-do. We're going shooting in the afternoon and then out on the piss after.

  5. Women are mental. I've been away for a few months and my relationship kind of broke down during that time due to the distance. She knows how I feel about her and do want to make it work now I'm back in Brum. I've been to see her twice since Friday and its been nice like it used to be. But shes told me she isn't sure anymore and wants to talk about it. So I agreed to go over later to see her and shes just text me saying she isn't sure if she wants me to go over. FFS.

  6. I found an iphone this afternoon whilst out and for a moment thought about keeping it, but then starting thinking about the person who had lost it and how they might feel. So I phoned the house number saved in the address book and organised to reunite it with its owner.

    Karma, and all that...

    What would you have done?

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